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<blockquote data-quote="kudos_utopia" data-source="post: 6127038" data-attributes="member: 90660"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">>>>>>>>>>></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Children's X-Mas Carols</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols.</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received:</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">We three kings of porridge and tar</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">He's makin a list, chicken and rice.</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">With the jelly toast proclaim</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Olive, the other reindeer. (All of the other reindeer)</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Sleep in heavenly peas</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">You'll go down in listerine</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay</span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">O come, froggy faithful</span></strong></em></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kudos_utopia, post: 6127038, member: 90660"] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][I][B][FONT="Century Gothic"]>>>>>>>>>> Children's X-Mas Carols A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols. She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received: Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly We three kings of porridge and tar On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire. He's makin a list, chicken and rice. Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel. With the jelly toast proclaim Olive, the other reindeer. (All of the other reindeer) Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say Sleep in heavenly peas In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown You'll go down in listerine Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay O come, froggy faithful[/FONT][/B][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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