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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kudos_utopia" data-source="post: 6127073" data-attributes="member: 90660"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Software Development Cycle</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Software doesn't just appear on the shelves by magic. That program shrink-wrapped inside the box along with the indecipherable manual and 12-paragraph disclaimer notice actually came to you by way of an elaborate path, through the most rigid quality control on the planet. Here, shared for the first time with the general public, are the inside details of the program development cycle.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">1 Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">2 Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">3 Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">4 Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">5 See 3. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">6 See 4. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">7 See 5. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">8 See 6. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">9 See 7. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">10 See 8. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">11 Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on an overly optimistic programming schedule, the product is released. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">12 Users find 137 new bugs. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">13 Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">14 Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">15 Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">16 Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">17 New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires programmer to redo program from scratch. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">18 Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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