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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kudos_utopia" data-source="post: 6136766" data-attributes="member: 90660">Freshmen versus seniorsFreshman: Is never in bed past noon.Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.Freshman: Calls the professor "Teacher."Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class.Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university.Senior: Knows where the next class is. Usually.Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are.Senior: Has own personal workstation.Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year.Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year.Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midtermSenior: Is proud of not quite failing his Complex Analysis midtermFreshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other nightSenior: Calls Domino's every other nightFreshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of professorsSenior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summerFreshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questionsSenior: Homework? I knew I forgot to do something last nightFreshman: Goes on grocery-shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campusSenior: Has a beer with Mom before moving into group houseFreshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to societySenior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry roomFreshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in classSenior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class</blockquote>

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