Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The
train goes through
tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound
and
then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are
sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his
face,
which
is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody
says
anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to
kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed
Sonia instead and got
slapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another
kissing sound and slap Bush again.
train goes through
tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound
and
then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are
sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his
face,
which
is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody
says
anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to
kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed
Sonia instead and got
slapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another
kissing sound and slap Bush again.
