Letter to Bill Gates - Must read

jeevan pussella

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    Udu Rawana's Letter to Bill Gates


    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this.

    2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system? I find only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

    5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

    6.. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

    8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

    9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

    Regards,
    Udu Rawana

    P.S.
    Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but you are selling WINDOWS?




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    1.when I right click on desktop, option called "New" but there is no option like "Old"

    2. In control panel, there is a icon "Add Hardware" I run this and added high quality laser printer and a 3D video card. but microsoft failed to deliver these in to my home.

    3. It is surprising that windows says 'MY MUSIC' but im not a musician.

    4. there is a feature "Screen saver" I turned on this yesterday. today
    I tested my monitor's screen with a hammer. but there is no any protection. its braked easily.

    5. there are 3 drives named "Local Disk" but there no disks labeled "Foreign Disk"

    6. There is a classic clock in my desktop. it is working correctly but there is no tic-tic sound from it.
     

    jeevan pussella

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    පුශ්පෙ අයියා;7382520 said:
    1.when I right click on desktop, option called "New" but there is no option like "Old"

    2. In control panel, there is a icon "Add Hardware" I run this and added high quality laser printer and a 3D video card. but microsoft failed to deliver these in to my home.

    3. It is surprising that windows says 'MY MUSIC' but im not a musician.

    4. there is a feature "Screen saver" I turned on this yesterday. today
    I tested my monitor's screen with a hammer. but there is no any protection. its braked easily.

    5. there are 3 drives named "Local Disk" but there no disks labeled "Foreign Disk"

    6. There is a classic clock in my desktop. it is working correctly but there is no tic-tic sound from it.

    Ela ela
    Thanx


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    chriela

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    පුශ්පෙ අයියා;7382520 said:
    1.when I right click on desktop, option called "New" but there is no option like "Old"

    2. In control panel, there is a icon "Add Hardware" I run this and added high quality laser printer and a 3D video card. but microsoft failed to deliver these in to my home.

    3. It is surprising that windows says 'MY MUSIC' but im not a musician.

    4. there is a feature "Screen saver" I turned on this yesterday. today
    I tested my monitor's screen with a hammer. but there is no any protection. its braked easily.

    5. there are 3 drives named "Local Disk" but there no disks labeled "Foreign Disk"

    6. There is a classic clock in my desktop. it is working correctly but there is no tic-tic sound from it.

    :lol::lol::lol: