Dear Mr. Bill Gates (is that your real name? .....so funny) ,
This letter is from the Udurawana from the Kandy Hilly's. We have bought a Computer with Microsoft for first time to our home and we have big problems , which I want to be bringing to your notices.
1. After connect to internet we planned to open e-mail account so we filled the form in Hotmail in the password box but something funny happens only ******appears (stars), but in the rest whatever we typed the letters and numbers appears nicely , but we face this problem only in
password box.
The user book told if there is problem check with hardware but when we went to check it with hardware vendor in the town (Kandy Hardware Stores) that bugger got angry and shouted and said 'Get out' that he can't understand the computer problem, so don't tell to check with any hardware in future because those fellows are crazy. We tried and tried to open the e-mail
account typing stars ***** but no success at all. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. Can you give a secret code for the HOTmail so only I can see the HOT stuff. I don't want my wife and child to see any of the HOTmails. Also give some COOL mail for my wife and TEEN mail for my Son.
3. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down' button and have to re-start everytime we want to type a new letter. Is it a Virus? If so to which Doctor should I go to check the Computer Virus ?
4. There is a button ' Start' but there is no " Stop" button. We request you to check this and put a Stop too.
5. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend in Kandy clicked 'run' and has run and run so far but computer did not still tell him to stop ! So, he told me not to ever use "Run' we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting and don't have to run
anywhere ..
6. Is there any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I have only scooter at my home as I can't cycle due to leg pain .
7. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried and tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
8. Same way even the 'Save' button is not working. Last week we were going on a walk by the lake and my Mother-in-Law fell into the Kandy lake so I quickly went home and pressed the 'Save' button but when I got back to the lake she was dead. But anyway there was some good in that because now we got her param-parava generation house on the Kandy Hills. But
it is important that it should work from now.
9. Another big problem, every night I am not sleeping well as I have to protect the 'mouse' from our CAT. So I suggest u to introduce a DOG instead of the mouse so I can rest in peace !
10. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' so now he wants to be learning 'Microsoft Sentence', so when can you give him a good Sentance ?
11. I am in doubt so tell me what kind of Curtains should I buy for your Microsoft Windows & also confused why there are no Doors - only Windows ??? Somebody forgot that know !!!
12. One friend told that there are Bites on his Computer but he cant receive them. Can you also include some Bites in my Computer - I mostly like Cadju and Rata Cadju and Bola Kadala but I like to try anything interesting you also have !
Looking forward to your good service,
Best regards,
Your esteemed customer,
K.P.G. UDURAWANA. (Kiri Panu Gaya)
The House on the Hilly's
KingsTown
Kandy
SIRI LANKA.
This letter is from the Udurawana from the Kandy Hilly's. We have bought a Computer with Microsoft for first time to our home and we have big problems , which I want to be bringing to your notices.
1. After connect to internet we planned to open e-mail account so we filled the form in Hotmail in the password box but something funny happens only ******appears (stars), but in the rest whatever we typed the letters and numbers appears nicely , but we face this problem only in
password box.
The user book told if there is problem check with hardware but when we went to check it with hardware vendor in the town (Kandy Hardware Stores) that bugger got angry and shouted and said 'Get out' that he can't understand the computer problem, so don't tell to check with any hardware in future because those fellows are crazy. We tried and tried to open the e-mail
account typing stars ***** but no success at all. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. Can you give a secret code for the HOTmail so only I can see the HOT stuff. I don't want my wife and child to see any of the HOTmails. Also give some COOL mail for my wife and TEEN mail for my Son.
3. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down' button and have to re-start everytime we want to type a new letter. Is it a Virus? If so to which Doctor should I go to check the Computer Virus ?
4. There is a button ' Start' but there is no " Stop" button. We request you to check this and put a Stop too.
5. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend in Kandy clicked 'run' and has run and run so far but computer did not still tell him to stop ! So, he told me not to ever use "Run' we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting and don't have to run
anywhere ..
6. Is there any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I have only scooter at my home as I can't cycle due to leg pain .
7. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried and tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
8. Same way even the 'Save' button is not working. Last week we were going on a walk by the lake and my Mother-in-Law fell into the Kandy lake so I quickly went home and pressed the 'Save' button but when I got back to the lake she was dead. But anyway there was some good in that because now we got her param-parava generation house on the Kandy Hills. But
it is important that it should work from now.
9. Another big problem, every night I am not sleeping well as I have to protect the 'mouse' from our CAT. So I suggest u to introduce a DOG instead of the mouse so I can rest in peace !
10. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' so now he wants to be learning 'Microsoft Sentence', so when can you give him a good Sentance ?
11. I am in doubt so tell me what kind of Curtains should I buy for your Microsoft Windows & also confused why there are no Doors - only Windows ??? Somebody forgot that know !!!
12. One friend told that there are Bites on his Computer but he cant receive them. Can you also include some Bites in my Computer - I mostly like Cadju and Rata Cadju and Bola Kadala but I like to try anything interesting you also have !
Looking forward to your good service,
Best regards,
Your esteemed customer,
K.P.G. UDURAWANA. (Kiri Panu Gaya)
The House on the Hilly's
KingsTown
Kandy
SIRI LANKA.
