Dear Tech Support Team:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
>
> I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all
> other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
>
> Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
> 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
> selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
> to run my favorite applications.
>
> I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall'
> doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
>
> Please help!
>
> Thanks,
> "A Troubled User"
>
>
> REPLY:
>
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that people complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is
> just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
>
> Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
> EVERYTHING!!!
>
> It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
>
> It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
> once installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to
> allow this.
>
> I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
>
> I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
> software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
> system will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
> Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
> 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use
> these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
> program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the
> performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
> Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
>
> STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
> SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
> and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support ...
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
>
> I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all
> other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
>
> Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
> 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
> selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
> to run my favorite applications.
>
> I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall'
> doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
>
> Please help!
>
> Thanks,
> "A Troubled User"
>
>
> REPLY:
>
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that people complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is
> just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
>
> Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
> EVERYTHING!!!
>
> It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
>
> It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
> once installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to
> allow this.
>
> I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
>
> I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
> software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
> system will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
> Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
> 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use
> these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
> program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the
> performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
> Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
>
> STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
> SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
> and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support ...
thaankz for posting this tuffy.....
