Little johny Jokes

amilaudana

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  • Jul 20, 2006
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    Sri Lanka we..
    Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by
    the school playground and go into the woods.
    Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy
    and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
    Little Johnny found this so exciting that he
    could not contain himself as he ran home
    and started to tell his mother.

    "Mommy, I was at the playground and I
    saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
    Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he
    was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
    then he helped her take off her shirt.
    Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
    pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
    At this point Mommy cut him off and
    said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting
    story, suppose you save the rest of it for

    supper time. I want to see the look
    on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

    At the dinner table, Mommy asked little
    Johnny to tell his story.
    Johnny started his story about the car
    going into the woods, the undressing,
    Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat.
    Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing
    the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill
    used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
     

    amilaudana

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    Sri Lanka we..
    Teacher Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
    donkey and
    stopped
    him, what virtue would I be showing?
    L-Johnny Brotherly love.

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    Teacher Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
    prayers before
    eating?
    L-Johnny No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
    good cook.