Little johny Jokes

[amilaudana]

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by
the school playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he
could not contain himself as he ran home
and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he
was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and
said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting
story, suppose you save the rest of it for

supper time. I want to see the look
on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little
Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story about the car
going into the woods, the undressing,
Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat.
Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing
the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill
used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

 

[amilaudana]

Teacher Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny Brotherly love.

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Teacher Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before
eating?
L-Johnny No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good cook.

 

[rash87]

hehehe, I've heard these jokes b4 in a different way!!!
anyway thnX bro!!!

 

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