Two builders (Chris and Mike) are seated either side of a table in a very rough pub when a well-dressed man in a suit walks in, orders a beer
and sits on a stool at the end of the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the man in the suit.
Chris: I reckon he's an accountant.
Mike: No way, he's a stockbroker.
Chris: He isn't a stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here.
The argument rages for some considerable time until the volume of
beer gets the better of Chris and he heads for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the man in the suit is standing at the urinal. Curosity and the amount of beer get the better of the builder....................
Chris: 'Scuse me... no offence meant but me and my mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Man: No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by porofession.
Chris: Oh, erm, erm, what's that then?
Man: I'll try to explain by example.. Do you have a goldfish at
home?
Chris: Well erm, mmm, well yeah, I do as it happens!
Man: Well it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or a pond.Which is it?
Chris: It's in a pond.
Man: Well then it's reasonable to assume that you have a large garden then?
Chris: As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Man: Well it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Chris: As it happens I've got a 5 bedroom house, built it myself!
Man: Well given that you've built a 5 bedroom house it's logical to assume that you did not build it just for yourself and that you're quite probably married?
Chris: Yes, I'm married, I live with my wife and 3 kids.
Man: Well then it's logical to assume that you're sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Chris: Yep! Four nights a week.
Man: Weel then it's logical to assume that you do not masturbate very often?
Chris: Me, Never.
Man: Well ther you are! That's logical science at work.
Chris: How's that then?
Man: Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!
Chris: I see ! That's pretty impressive.... Thanks mate. Both leave the toilet and Chris returns to his mate.
Mike: I see that fella in the suit was in there? Did you ask him what he does?
Chris: Yeah ! He's a Logical Scientist!
Mike: What's that then?
Chris: I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Mike: Nope
Chris: Well then, you're a wanker.
and sits on a stool at the end of the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the man in the suit.
Chris: I reckon he's an accountant.
Mike: No way, he's a stockbroker.
Chris: He isn't a stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here.
The argument rages for some considerable time until the volume of
beer gets the better of Chris and he heads for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the man in the suit is standing at the urinal. Curosity and the amount of beer get the better of the builder....................
Chris: 'Scuse me... no offence meant but me and my mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Man: No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by porofession.
Chris: Oh, erm, erm, what's that then?
Man: I'll try to explain by example.. Do you have a goldfish at
home?
Chris: Well erm, mmm, well yeah, I do as it happens!
Man: Well it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or a pond.Which is it?
Chris: It's in a pond.
Man: Well then it's reasonable to assume that you have a large garden then?
Chris: As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Man: Well it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Chris: As it happens I've got a 5 bedroom house, built it myself!
Man: Well given that you've built a 5 bedroom house it's logical to assume that you did not build it just for yourself and that you're quite probably married?
Chris: Yes, I'm married, I live with my wife and 3 kids.
Man: Well then it's logical to assume that you're sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Chris: Yep! Four nights a week.
Man: Weel then it's logical to assume that you do not masturbate very often?
Chris: Me, Never.
Man: Well ther you are! That's logical science at work.
Chris: How's that then?
Man: Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!
Chris: I see ! That's pretty impressive.... Thanks mate. Both leave the toilet and Chris returns to his mate.
Mike: I see that fella in the suit was in there? Did you ask him what he does?
Chris: Yeah ! He's a Logical Scientist!
Mike: What's that then?
Chris: I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Mike: Nope
Chris: Well then, you're a wanker.
