TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the
first and last letters !
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins !
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the
first and last letters !
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins !

