1] There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages
2] A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."
Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked: "What you goanna to do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the CEO of the American Energy Company : Enron
3] A Management lesson:
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was.
Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that and so forth.
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once Again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!," The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?" With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
Management Lesson:" Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."
4] Once upon a time, there was a king. The king liked one of his followers very much because he was very wise and always gave very useful advice. Therefore the king took him along wherever he went.
One day, the king was bitten by a dog, the finger was injured and the wound was getting worse. He asked the follower if that was a bad sign. The follower said, 'Good or bad, hard to say'. In the end, finger of the king was too bad that had to be cut. The king asked the follower again if that was a bad sign. Again, the follower gave the same answer, 'Good or bad, hard to say'. The king became very angry and sent the follower to prison.
One day, the king went hunting in the jungle. He got excited when he was on the chase of a deer. Deeper and deeper he went inside the jungle. In the end he found himself lost in the jungle. To make things worse, he got captured by the native people who lived inside the jungle. They wanted to sacrifice him to their god. But when they noticed that the king had one finger short, they released him immediately as he was not a perfect man anymore and not suitable for sacriface. The king managed to get back to his palace after all.
And he finally understood the follower's wise quote, 'Good or bad, hard to say'. If he hadn't lost one finger, he could have been killed by the native people. He ordered to release the follower, and apologized to him. But to the king's amazement, the follower was not mad at him at all. Instead,the follower said, 'It wasn't a bad thing that you locked me up.' Why? Because if the king hadn't locked the follower up, he would have brought the follower along to the jungle. If the native found that the king was not suitable, they would have used the follower. Again, the quote 'Good or bad, hard to say' stands.
The moral of the story is that everything that happens in this world, there is no absolute good or bad. Sometimes good things turned out to be bad things eventually, while bad things become a gain. Whatever good things that happen to you, enjoy it, but don't have to hold too tight to it, treat it as a surprise in your life. Whatever bad things that happen to you, don't have to feel too sad or despair, in the end, it might not be a total bad thing after all. If one can understand this, he or she will find life much easier.
And we know that God causes all things to work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose. Rom 8:28
5] A company decides to adopt fridays as casual day and they issued a memo to all department intimating the same.
Week 1 memo 1: effective this week, the company is adopting fridays as casual day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.
Week 3 memo 2: spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for casual day.
Week 6 memo 3: casual day refers to dress only, not attitude.
Week 8 memo 4: a seminar on how to dress for casual day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is compulsory.
Week 9 memo no. 5: as an outgrowth of friday's seminar, a 14-member casual day task force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.
Week 14 memo 6: the casual day task force has distributed a 30-page manual entitled "relaxing dress without relaxing company standards." a copy has been distributed to every employee.
Week 18 memo 7: company is providing psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to casual day.
Week 20 memo 8: we are no longer able to effectively support or manage casual day.
Casual day is discontinued
6] In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision. Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew. Immigration and Naturalization is checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"
"No" said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
7] Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force Himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating.
Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came in at 3 a.m. , drunk out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "OH, THAT!"...Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken coffee table - $39.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing at the right time. Priceless
8] Heartbeats are countless
Spirits are ageless
Dreams are endless
Memories are timeless
A Friend Like YOU....Useless....
Oops....Sorry....
PRICELESS
9] "Smile you make and hello say to wanted just I that out find you when irritating very it find will you."
Confused !!! read it backwards.
10] Friendship is just like wine....
as it gets older it gets sweeter....
just like you and me....
you are getting older and
I am getting sweeter
11] Friendship needs no promises,
No demands & no expectations,
Just two fools like you & me
12] A mobile is like a Woman
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when you are busy and
When you need it urgently -
There is no service.
13] HER DIARY
Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have
some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the
fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. He said it had nothing to do with me and
not to worry.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he
agreed but he kept quiet and absent.I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."I asked
him if it was my fault that he was upset.Was it because i had gone shopping with my friends
instead of being with him?
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.I can't
explain his behavior; I just don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got
home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10
minutes later he came to bed.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation
but he had fallen asleep.I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
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Today India lost...DAMMIT
14] How News Headlines in India are made:
A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog.
A reporter was seeing all this.
He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper. Tomorrow the headline
will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".
Reporter " OK. Then the headline will be 'US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG'".
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani national".
Next day, the headline in the paper read
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TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.
15] Face of Man after Engagement - Superman.
Face of Man after Marriage - Gentlerman.
Face of Man after 10 Years of Marriage - Watchman.
Face of Man after 20 Years of Marriage - Doberman!!
16] Wife: If I die what will you DO?
Husband: I may also DIE.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Sometimes too much of HAPPINESS can also KILL.
17] A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,
YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
18] WoMAN has MAN in it,
MRs. has MR. in it,
FeMALE has MALE in it,
SHE has He in it,
MADAME has ADAME in it,
no wonder MEN always wants
to be "INSIDE" women.
19] Man's life is difficult to understand
At Birth he struggles to get out of the vagina
The rest of his life he spends trying to get in
20] Secratary to boss:
All other girls in the office
are suing you for sexual
harassment.
Since you haven't sexually harassed me.
I m suing for SEXUAL discrimination
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages
2] A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."
Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked: "What you goanna to do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the CEO of the American Energy Company : Enron
3] A Management lesson:
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was.
Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that and so forth.
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once Again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!," The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?" With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
Management Lesson:" Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."
4] Once upon a time, there was a king. The king liked one of his followers very much because he was very wise and always gave very useful advice. Therefore the king took him along wherever he went.
One day, the king was bitten by a dog, the finger was injured and the wound was getting worse. He asked the follower if that was a bad sign. The follower said, 'Good or bad, hard to say'. In the end, finger of the king was too bad that had to be cut. The king asked the follower again if that was a bad sign. Again, the follower gave the same answer, 'Good or bad, hard to say'. The king became very angry and sent the follower to prison.
One day, the king went hunting in the jungle. He got excited when he was on the chase of a deer. Deeper and deeper he went inside the jungle. In the end he found himself lost in the jungle. To make things worse, he got captured by the native people who lived inside the jungle. They wanted to sacrifice him to their god. But when they noticed that the king had one finger short, they released him immediately as he was not a perfect man anymore and not suitable for sacriface. The king managed to get back to his palace after all.
And he finally understood the follower's wise quote, 'Good or bad, hard to say'. If he hadn't lost one finger, he could have been killed by the native people. He ordered to release the follower, and apologized to him. But to the king's amazement, the follower was not mad at him at all. Instead,the follower said, 'It wasn't a bad thing that you locked me up.' Why? Because if the king hadn't locked the follower up, he would have brought the follower along to the jungle. If the native found that the king was not suitable, they would have used the follower. Again, the quote 'Good or bad, hard to say' stands.
The moral of the story is that everything that happens in this world, there is no absolute good or bad. Sometimes good things turned out to be bad things eventually, while bad things become a gain. Whatever good things that happen to you, enjoy it, but don't have to hold too tight to it, treat it as a surprise in your life. Whatever bad things that happen to you, don't have to feel too sad or despair, in the end, it might not be a total bad thing after all. If one can understand this, he or she will find life much easier.
And we know that God causes all things to work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose. Rom 8:28
5] A company decides to adopt fridays as casual day and they issued a memo to all department intimating the same.
Week 1 memo 1: effective this week, the company is adopting fridays as casual day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.
Week 3 memo 2: spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for casual day.
Week 6 memo 3: casual day refers to dress only, not attitude.
Week 8 memo 4: a seminar on how to dress for casual day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is compulsory.
Week 9 memo no. 5: as an outgrowth of friday's seminar, a 14-member casual day task force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.
Week 14 memo 6: the casual day task force has distributed a 30-page manual entitled "relaxing dress without relaxing company standards." a copy has been distributed to every employee.
Week 18 memo 7: company is providing psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to casual day.
Week 20 memo 8: we are no longer able to effectively support or manage casual day.
Casual day is discontinued
6] In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision. Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew. Immigration and Naturalization is checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"
"No" said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
7] Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force Himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating.
Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came in at 3 a.m. , drunk out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "OH, THAT!"...Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken coffee table - $39.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing at the right time. Priceless
8] Heartbeats are countless
Spirits are ageless
Dreams are endless
Memories are timeless
A Friend Like YOU....Useless....
Oops....Sorry....
PRICELESS
9] "Smile you make and hello say to wanted just I that out find you when irritating very it find will you."
Confused !!! read it backwards.
10] Friendship is just like wine....
as it gets older it gets sweeter....
just like you and me....
you are getting older and
I am getting sweeter
11] Friendship needs no promises,
No demands & no expectations,
Just two fools like you & me
12] A mobile is like a Woman
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when you are busy and
When you need it urgently -
There is no service.
13] HER DIARY
Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have
some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the
fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. He said it had nothing to do with me and
not to worry.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he
agreed but he kept quiet and absent.I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."I asked
him if it was my fault that he was upset.Was it because i had gone shopping with my friends
instead of being with him?
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.I can't
explain his behavior; I just don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got
home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10
minutes later he came to bed.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation
but he had fallen asleep.I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
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HIS DIARY
Today India lost...DAMMIT
14] How News Headlines in India are made:
A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog.
A reporter was seeing all this.
He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper. Tomorrow the headline
will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".
Reporter " OK. Then the headline will be 'US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG'".
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani national".
Next day, the headline in the paper read
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.....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.
15] Face of Man after Engagement - Superman.
Face of Man after Marriage - Gentlerman.
Face of Man after 10 Years of Marriage - Watchman.
Face of Man after 20 Years of Marriage - Doberman!!
16] Wife: If I die what will you DO?
Husband: I may also DIE.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Sometimes too much of HAPPINESS can also KILL.
17] A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,
YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
18] WoMAN has MAN in it,
MRs. has MR. in it,
FeMALE has MALE in it,
SHE has He in it,
MADAME has ADAME in it,
no wonder MEN always wants
to be "INSIDE" women.
19] Man's life is difficult to understand
At Birth he struggles to get out of the vagina
The rest of his life he spends trying to get in
20] Secratary to boss:
All other girls in the office
are suing you for sexual
harassment.
Since you haven't sexually harassed me.
I m suing for SEXUAL discrimination
i like # 9 and # 14 best
