LTTE (Liberal Toilet-cleaners of Toronto Eelam)

nayanasri

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  • Sep 19, 2008
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    The largest and most powerful Eelamish Janitor Union of Canada : the Liberal Toilet-cleaners of Toronto Eelam (LTTE) took to the streets en Mass yesterday causing a Logger Jam in the back passages of Toronto.
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    The protest was staged by more than 750,000,000 Tamils who were all members of the Janitor Union, most of whom are now jobless due to the Global Economic Crisis that has forced the Harper Government of Canada to severely cut back the Sanitation Budget for City workers. Eelamians who make up Canada’s Janitor Class of Citizens are the most affected by this move which some are denouncing as deliberately targeted towards Commode Scrubber Citizens.

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    The protest was what can only be described as Ugly as the vast majority of Eelamish people refused to Bathe allowing their Communal Stink to saturate the noses of the clean cut white folks (High Caste Canadians) and causing them to get stuck in traffic for long periods of time.

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    Waving their Red and Yellow Toilet Union flags proudly and wearing Plungers on their heads the Janitors lined the streets, blocked roads, like turds in a water pipe. It was an Eelamic mess. The purpose was to get the Harper government to reverse the government decision on the LTTE and reinstate the Janitors back to their old Jobs with full pay and benefits.


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    Spokesmen for the Toilet-cleaner Union said the protest was highly effective and that the Harper government is faced with the choice of recognizing the aspirations of his Janitor Class of Canada or face the consequences of not having pristine and shiny commodes on which the white people enjoy placing their pasty buttocks upon.

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