“Today there was total confusion in Sri Rajapaksistan (formerly Sri Lanka) when thousands and thousands of people changed their name to "Rajapaksa" to get appointed as a Member of Parliament or even to get a job…. Hospitals authorities were reporting that all new born babies are being named Rajapaksa by their parents (also called Rajapaksa) and several babies have now got mixed up. Dr. Rajapaksa of the De Soyza-Rajapakse Maternity Hospital said "Of the deliveries this morning all except one baby were named Rajapaksa…. Even at this moment, Midwife Rajapaksa is delivering a baby already named Rajapaksa by its parents!" Even the Police and the courts are having trouble with most victims and offenders having the name of Rajapaksa said Police Inspector Rajapaksa of the Pettah Police…. Emerging reports indicate that the Mahanayaka Theros and the Bishops and Archbishop have changed their name to Rajapaksa…..
Announcements: Deaths Rajapaksa, Raja. The death is announced of Raja Rajapaksa, beloved husband of Rajani Rajapaksa, loving father of Rajapaksa (Bank of Rajapaksa), Dr.Rajapaksa (Rajapaksapura Hospital) and Rajapaksa (MD Rajapaksa Industries). Loving grandfather of Rajapaksa and Rajapaksa. Cortege leaves residence at 4.30pm today to the Rajapaksa Crematorium
Births: Mr and Mrs Rajapaksa of Battaramulla are pleased to announce the birth of their baby son Rajapaksa Rajapaksa. Both mother and son are doing well….
Change of Name: I, Ranil Wickremasinghe of Cinnamon Watta C7 will henceforth be henceforth known as Ranil Rajapaksasinghe”.
-Asian Tribune
Announcements: Deaths Rajapaksa, Raja. The death is announced of Raja Rajapaksa, beloved husband of Rajani Rajapaksa, loving father of Rajapaksa (Bank of Rajapaksa), Dr.Rajapaksa (Rajapaksapura Hospital) and Rajapaksa (MD Rajapaksa Industries). Loving grandfather of Rajapaksa and Rajapaksa. Cortege leaves residence at 4.30pm today to the Rajapaksa Crematorium
Births: Mr and Mrs Rajapaksa of Battaramulla are pleased to announce the birth of their baby son Rajapaksa Rajapaksa. Both mother and son are doing well….
Change of Name: I, Ranil Wickremasinghe of Cinnamon Watta C7 will henceforth be henceforth known as Ranil Rajapaksasinghe”.
-Asian Tribune
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