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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Plain Truth" data-source="post: 8266108" data-attributes="member: 301370">“Today there was total confusion in Sri Rajapaksistan (formerly Sri  Lanka) when thousands and thousands of people changed their name to  "Rajapaksa" to get appointed as a Member of Parliament or even to get a  job…. Hospitals authorities were reporting that all new born babies are  being named Rajapaksa by their parents (also called Rajapaksa) and  several babies have now got mixed up. Dr. Rajapaksa of the De  Soyza-Rajapakse Maternity Hospital said "Of the deliveries this morning  all except one baby were named Rajapaksa…. Even at this moment, Midwife  Rajapaksa is delivering a baby already named Rajapaksa by its parents!"  Even the Police and the courts are having trouble with most victims and  offenders having the name of Rajapaksa said Police Inspector Rajapaksa  of the Pettah Police…. Emerging reports indicate that the Mahanayaka  Theros and the Bishops and Archbishop have changed their name to  Rajapaksa…..   Announcements: Deaths Rajapaksa, Raja. The death is announced of Raja  Rajapaksa, beloved husband of Rajani Rajapaksa, loving father of  Rajapaksa (Bank of Rajapaksa), Dr.Rajapaksa (Rajapaksapura Hospital) and  Rajapaksa (MD Rajapaksa Industries). Loving grandfather of Rajapaksa  and Rajapaksa. Cortege leaves residence at  4.30pm today to the  Rajapaksa Crematorium  Births: Mr and Mrs Rajapaksa of Battaramulla are pleased to announce  the birth of their baby son Rajapaksa Rajapaksa. Both mother and son are  doing well….Change of Name: I, Ranil Wickremasinghe of Cinnamon Watta C7 will henceforth be henceforth known as Ranil Rajapaksasinghe”. -Asian Tribune</blockquote>

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