Minister Anura Bandaranaike, President Mahinda Rajapakse, Actress Malini
Fonseka & Model Anarkali are sitting in a train.
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel, and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly, there is a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a slap! The
train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and Anura are sitting there, looking perplexed. Mahinda is bent
over, holding his face which is red, from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic, and nobody says anything.
Malini is thinking, "These Polititians are all crazy. Mahinda must have
tried to kiss Anarkali in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Anarkali is thinking, "Mahinda must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Malini instead, and got slapped."
Mahinda is thinking, "Damn it, Anura must have tried to kiss Anarkali. She
thought it was me, and slapped me."
Anura is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make
another kissing sound, and slap Mahinda again."
Fonseka & Model Anarkali are sitting in a train.
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel, and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly, there is a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a slap! The
train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and Anura are sitting there, looking perplexed. Mahinda is bent
over, holding his face which is red, from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic, and nobody says anything.
Malini is thinking, "These Polititians are all crazy. Mahinda must have
tried to kiss Anarkali in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Anarkali is thinking, "Mahinda must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Malini instead, and got slapped."
Mahinda is thinking, "Damn it, Anura must have tried to kiss Anarkali. She
thought it was me, and slapped me."
Anura is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make
another kissing sound, and slap Mahinda again."
