Medical Terminology

kawomir25

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this is a survey from a real skool, they ask them wht they think these mediacal terms mean, n this was their answers.....:yes:

ANTIBODY: agaisnt everyone (cus it says Anti BODY)
ARTERY: the study of arts (cus its says ARTery)
BACTERIA: back door of a cafeteria (cus its says Cafe TERIA)
BARIUM: what u do wen CPR fails (wen cpr fails they die so BURY THEM)
BENIGN: what you be after 8 (cus it says BE NINE)
BOWEL: letters lyk A, E, I, O, or U (suppose to be vowels)
CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playin (cus it sayd CARD iology)
CAT SCAN: searchin for ones lost kitty
CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her (CAUght hER eyeZ)
COMA: a punctuation mark ( COMMA ,,,,,)
CORTIZONE: a local court house (COuRT ZONE)
D & C: where Washington is (Washington D.C)
DILATE: to live longer (DIe LATE)
ENEMA: not a friend (ENEMy)
FESTER: quicker (faster)

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i dnt kno abt u guys but i found it relly funny, this was part of my science lesson today:D reply if u got them