Men are like.......
Men are like.....Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them
for years!
Men are like.....Bank Accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Blenders
You have one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night
long.
Men are like.....Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like....Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Curling irons
When they are hot, they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Government bonds
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lava lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Parking spots
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like.....Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Place mats
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Used Cars
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like......Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like....Puppies
They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their
crap.
Men are like.....Crystal
Some look real good, but you can still see right through them.
Men are like.....Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them
for years!
Men are like.....Bank Accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Blenders
You have one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night
long.
Men are like.....Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like....Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Curling irons
When they are hot, they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Government bonds
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lava lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Parking spots
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like.....Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Place mats
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Used Cars
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like......Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like....Puppies
They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their
crap.
Men are like.....Crystal
Some look real good, but you can still see right through them.
