Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!
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A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examins
himself n says: 2 inches more & I'll be a king.
His wife sitting behind says:
2 inches less & you'll be a queen.
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Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: Cuz its their way of saying,
'In memory of those who were buried here!
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3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
hi I'm Peter not a saint,
hi I'm Paul not a pope,
I'm john not a baptist,
the girl said hi
I'm mary not a virgin!
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Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling,
with others I was awake!!!
A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!
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A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examins
himself n says: 2 inches more & I'll be a king.
His wife sitting behind says:
2 inches less & you'll be a queen.
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Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: Cuz its their way of saying,
'In memory of those who were buried here!
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3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
hi I'm Peter not a saint,
hi I'm Paul not a pope,
I'm john not a baptist,
the girl said hi
I'm mary not a virgin!
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Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling,
with others I was awake!!!
