Men are like . .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like .. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like .... .Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like . Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming.
Men are like . Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.