Mahinda Rajapaksha advised Mervyn Silva to go to a night class and learn something good.
One day Mervyn Silva was talking to his best friend Kudu Lal:
Mervyn: machan Lal, I've been attending night classes for 5 months
now and I have an exam next week.
Kudu Lala: oh!
Mervyn: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Kudu Lal: No
Mervyn: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night
Courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
Mervyn: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Kudu Lal: No
Mervyn: He's the author of 'The 3 Musketeers', if you take night
courses,
you would know this.
The next day, once again:
Mervyn: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Kudu Lala: No
Mervyn: He's the author of 'Confessions' , if you take night
courses,
you would know this.
This time, Kudu Lal got irritated and said:
And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Mervyn: No
Kudu Lal: He is a Nattamby at Pettah market who's visiting your wife at
nights!! If you stop night courses, you would know.
Next day Mervyn Silva started shouting at News 1st for publicizing this
story
One day Mervyn Silva was talking to his best friend Kudu Lal:
Mervyn: machan Lal, I've been attending night classes for 5 months
now and I have an exam next week.
Kudu Lala: oh!
Mervyn: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Kudu Lal: No
Mervyn: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night
Courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
Mervyn: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Kudu Lal: No
Mervyn: He's the author of 'The 3 Musketeers', if you take night
courses,
you would know this.
The next day, once again:
Mervyn: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Kudu Lala: No
Mervyn: He's the author of 'Confessions' , if you take night
courses,
you would know this.
This time, Kudu Lal got irritated and said:
And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Mervyn: No
Kudu Lal: He is a Nattamby at Pettah market who's visiting your wife at
nights!! If you stop night courses, you would know.
Next day Mervyn Silva started shouting at News 1st for publicizing this
story

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