If
you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and
read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.
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'Whenever
I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death
and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
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'Smoking
kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part of your life,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an
interview to become spokesperson for federal
anti-smoking campaign .
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'I've
never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body,'
--Winston
Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball
forward.
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'Outside
of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry,
Washington, DC.
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'That
lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional
candidate in Texas .
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'Half
this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies
manager, Danny Ozark
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'It
isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice
President
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'I
love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
-- Dan
Quayle
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'We've
got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
need?'
--Lee
Iacocca
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'The
word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is
a guy like Norman Einstein.'
--Joe Theisman, NFL
football quarterback & sports analyst.
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'We
don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people.'
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
Instrutor.
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'Your
food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because
we received notice that you passed away. May God bless
you. You may reapply if there is a change in your
circumstances.'
--Department
of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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'Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas.'
--Keppel
Enderbery
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'If
somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they
wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC
Chairman
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Feeling
smarter yet?
you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and
read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'Whenever
I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death
and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'Smoking
kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part of your life,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an
interview to become spokesperson for federal
anti-smoking campaign .
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'I've
never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body,'
--Winston
Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball
forward.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'Outside
of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry,
Washington, DC.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'That
lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional
candidate in Texas .
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'Half
this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies
manager, Danny Ozark
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'It
isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice
President
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'I
love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
-- Dan
Quayle
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'We've
got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
need?'
--Lee
Iacocca
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'The
word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is
a guy like Norman Einstein.'
--Joe Theisman, NFL
football quarterback & sports analyst.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'We
don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people.'
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
Instrutor.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'Your
food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because
we received notice that you passed away. May God bless
you. You may reapply if there is a change in your
circumstances.'
--Department
of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas.'
--Keppel
Enderbery
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'If
somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they
wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC
Chairman
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