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Message: <blockquote data-quote="crazy_girl" data-source="post: 3794860" data-attributes="member: 479">Rules that guys wished Girls knewRules that guys wished girls knew..........1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to seeif he can find the perfect present, again!5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect ananswer you don't want to hear.6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are preparedto discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation andmonster trucks.8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just likeevery other cat.9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of thetides. Let it be.11. Shopping is not sport.12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.13. You have enough clothes.14. You have too many shoes.15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us tolike it.16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot andyour Dad probably is too.17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Markanniversaries on a calendar.19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing frompoint blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you thinkwe'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look goodwith your dress?21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.25. Check your oil.26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiztogether.29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in anargument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don'texpect us to act like soap opera guys.31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one ofthe ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we knowhow pretty you are?33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you wantit done- not both.35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their rightto complain about having their boobs stared at.38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just likeyou do.39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines areairbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it'scertainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.40. The relationship is never going to be like it wasthe first two months we were going out.41. Anyone can buy condoms.</blockquote>

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