Murder Of English!!!!!Funny But True!!!

gayankuwait

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  • Oct 13, 2010
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    The Leave Applications; )


    · Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


    'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.'


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    · This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son:


    'as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..'


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    · Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    'as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..'


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    · From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.'


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    · Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave'


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    · An incident of a leave letter:
    'I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.'


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    · A leave letter to the headmaster:
    'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today'


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    · Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'


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    · Covering note:
    'I am enclosed herewith...'


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    · Another one:
    'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...'


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    · Actual letter written for application of leave:
    'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'.


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    · Letter writing:-
    'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'


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    · A candidate's job application:
    'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.