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Message: <blockquote data-quote="maleemsg" data-source="post: 699773" data-attributes="member: 23441"><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Naughty Answers!</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">  </span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.  </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">  <strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>He shoots his friend and kills him. </strong></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Wife says :</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">   <strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". </strong></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ********* ***** </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"> <strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong><strong>A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother" </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Santa wrote back,</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">   <strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" </strong></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ********* * </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"> <strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong><strong>What is the definition of Mistress? </strong></strong></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>Someone between the Mister and Mattress</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ***** </span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Husband asks:</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">    </span></span> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is: </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>W</strong></span></span></span></span></strong>[FONT=Comic</p><p> Sans MS]<span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"> ithout </span></span></span>[/FONT]<strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"> nformation </span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>F</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">ighting </span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>E</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"> very-time</span></span></span></span> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Wife replies<u>:</u></strong></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>"</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong> No,...... </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>It means: </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>W</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"> <span style="color: red"><strong>ith </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"> <span style="color: red"><strong><strong>diot </strong></strong></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>F</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>or </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>E</strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>ver !!!"</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ********* ** <strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? </strong></span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. </span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>Panic is when both are pregnant. </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ********* * </span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Kid: </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>& our driver ran away</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> [FONT=Comic</p><p> Sans MS]<span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *</span>[/FONT] <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential? </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Dad says:  </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"> <strong><strong>"You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><strong>Son, THAT is confidential.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span>  </p><p> </p><p>Sorry if this is a Repost!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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