Need help on a speech

[Ranhiru]

PPL! I have to give a speech (rather a pesentation) like this

You are a sales person trying to sell the shirt u r wearing now!

I need funny n cool ideas on how to do this presentation! No rude or double meanin stuff plz! Make it funny no problem!

THANX!

 

[Alaya]

Try This

Can't U take another person with U.

I suggest something like S-lon adds (Fruit salads, Bread).

Other person should where a shirt without the backside of it.

Pita nae, Pita nae kiyala

Then U should sell the best shirt.

 

[The_Ace]

work on the durability and quality angle. Yo're wearing it now to showcase that.

 

[Ranhiru]

Can't U take another person with U.

I suggest something like S-lon adds (Fruit salads, Bread).

Other person should where a shirt without the backside of it.

Pita nae, Pita nae kiyala

Then U should sell the best shirt.

Cant machan! this is an individual assignment!!!
So cant take another person!
But thanx alot for ya ideas!

 

[Ranhiru]

Thanx alot the Ace! But can u tel me more about it PLZ!

 

[Alaya]

Do like this

Cant machan! this is an individual assignment!!!
So cant take another person!
But thanx alot for ya ideas!

First U go to sell a pita nae shirt.

People won't buy it.

Then U go with a good shirt.

They will buy it.

 

[The_Ace]

Thanx alot the Ace! But can u tel me more about it PLZ!

Show a ripped up shirt with the price and other tags still attached and denounce it for being a lower quality. It got ripped just by doing a fit on. then show the shirt you're wearing ,also with the tags still attached. Yap about the shirt being so good & comfortable and durable that you're still wearing it straight from the fit on.

Something along those lines..

 

[Ranhiru]

Thanx alot! For everyone! I guess this can do it!!! Thanx The_Ace!

 

[Soul Keeper]

he he he. baya nathiwa ayya karanna. karanna puluwan oya bayawenna epa. ayyata puluwan ayya oka karanna

 

[Ranhiru]

Not forgetting Alaya!

 

[Ranhiru]

he he he. baya nathiwa ayya karanna. karanna puluwan oya bayawenna epa. ayyata puluwan ayya oka karanna

Thanx machan! N keep posting and helpin like this!

 

[Alaya]

Ela

Not forgetting Alaya!

Ela ela

 

[The_Ace]

Thanx alot! For everyone! I guess this can do it!!! Thanx The_Ace!

You're welcome.

 

[Lich]

hey Ranhiru.. dont worrry brother.. mokak hari karamu.. shape eke.. baya wenan epa

 

[romainadrian]

sorry pal ask 4m anothe 1