Never insult anyone.
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of " ---ese" are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean"
The American repeated, "What kind of ---ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of ---ese are you...
Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese etc...... ?"
"The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of '...key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of ' -key' am I ?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee ?"
L E S S O N: Never insult anyone.
