Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one...
But repost sadly. This has been circulating from 2005. See the date of that article.

Also:
The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.
It's just humour :rofl:

And most importantly, the website http://www.theonion.com/content/index is just a hilarious website. Not a reliable source of data.

Don't get fooled by these kinda rumours and pranks.

See their warning: The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age

If you still don't believe me, then atleast believe the crappy wikipedia :rofl: :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion
 
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x-pert said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one...
But repost sadly. This has been circulating from 2005. See the date of that article.

Also:

It's just humour :rofl:

And most importantly, the website http://www.theonion.com/content/index is just a hilarious website. Not a reliable source of data.

Don't get fooled by these kinda rumours and pranks.

See their warning: The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age

hmmmmmm....!!!
bt da picz...

and it sayz that
Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad. Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity.
"We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said. "We also suspect that all of the iniquities that occurred on that ranch were the work of the imposter. I wouldn't have ever thought it possible, but we are looking at a situation where the sexual abuse of a 13-year-old cancer patient is the tip of the iceberg."
Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort."
"Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said.
A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly."
"As we neared the perimeter of Neverland, the dogs started wwhining and howling like crazy," Santa Barbara County detective Frank Poeller said. "We had to pull them into the house. When we got to Jackson's bedroom, one of them almost choked himself to death on his leash trying to get out through the window. Minutes later, the same dog led us to the corpse."
 

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manojrohana said:
hmmmmmm....!!!
bt da picz...

and it sayz that
Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad. Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity.
"We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said. "We also suspect that all of the iniquities that occurred on that ranch were the work of the imposter. I wouldn't have ever thought it possible, but we are looking at a situation where the sexual abuse of a 13-year-old cancer patient is the tip of the iceberg."
Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort."
"Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said.
A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly."
"As we neared the perimeter of Neverland, the dogs started wwhining and howling like crazy," Santa Barbara County detective Frank Poeller said. "We had to pull them into the house. When we got to Jackson's bedroom, one of them almost choked himself to death on his leash trying to get out through the window. Minutes later, the same dog led us to the corpse."

Believe what you want to believe mate.

But be wise and intelligent to choose what you believe.

Look for reliable sources on the internet when you make that decision. Internet is full of crap. If you're going to believe everything published on the internet, you'll suffer later.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

The Onion website is a well known fake news website among 'intelligent' internet users.

Also think from your own mind, if such a huge discovery was made, why didn't you hear it on news or on a reliable source?

Choose wisely what you believe on the internet!

:)
 

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x-pert said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one...
But repost sadly. This has been circulating from 2005. See the date of that article.

Also:

It's just humour :rofl:

And most importantly, the website http://www.theonion.com/content/index is just a hilarious website. Not a reliable source of data.

Don't get fooled by these kinda rumours and pranks.

See their warning: The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age

If you still don't believe me, then atleast believe the crappy wikipedia :rofl: :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

wot do u say about diz sitez..

http://www.google.lk/search?hl=en&q=Neverland+Ranch+Investigators+Discover+Corpse+Of+Real+Michael+Jackson&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

http://my.opera.com/The%20Brian%20Damage%20Experience/blog/show.dml/119308
 

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x-pert said:
Believe what you want to believe mate.

But be wise and intelligent to choose what you believe.

Look for reliable sources on the internet when you make that decision. Internet is full of crap. If you're going to believe everything published on the internet, you'll suffer later.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

The Onion website is a well known fake news website among 'intelligent' internet users.

Also think from your own mind, if such a huge discovery was made, why didn't you hear it on news or on a reliable source?

Choose wisely what you believe on the internet!

:)

ha ha boy
wot do u say about da other sitez r u gonna prove them..

http://www.google.lk/search?hl=en&q=Neverland+Ranch+Investigators+Discover+Corpse+Of+Real+Michael+Jackson&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=
 

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manojrohana said:

You will believe what you want to believe.

See all those sites have simply copied TheOnion article word to word.

And see this: http://www.hoax-slayer.com/michael-jackson-dead.html

Hoax-Slayer is a well reputed site:

Of course, there is not even a shred of truth in this far-fetched tale. The story is satire, and is presumably intended to amuse and entertain. This tale originates from a recent feature on the satirical news site, The Onion.

See? :rofl:

Believe what you want to believe mate... But do it wisely so that other people won't take you as a fool :)
 

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x-pert said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one...
But repost sadly. This has been circulating from 2005. See the date of that article.

Also:

It's just humour :rofl:

And most importantly, the website http://www.theonion.com/content/index is just a hilarious website. Not a reliable source of data.

Don't get fooled by these kinda rumours and pranks.

See their warning: The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age

If you still don't believe me, then atleast believe the crappy wikipedia :rofl: :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

If you watch "The Onion Movie" at least once, you know what they're talking about :lol:
 

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KishanW said:
If you watch "The Onion Movie" at least once, you know what they're talking about :lol:

:lol: Wadak naha kiyala.

kochchara kiyuwath minissu piliganne unta ooni ekane bung.

Apita thiyenne balan idan hina wela aathal ekak ganna eka thamai Lankawe minissu ayi meh Lide inna Gembo wage wada karanne kiyala
 

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x-pert said:
:lol: Wadak naha kiyala.

kochchara kiyuwath minissu piliganne unta ooni ekane bung.

Apita thiyenne balan idan hina wela aathal ekak ganna eka thamai Lankawe minissu ayi meh Lide inna Gembo wage wada karanne kiyala
eekanam aththa habai, samahara aya nam itin podi aathal denne mewwa adala aran ;):rofl:
 

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manojrohana said:
haha.. you really have bought it :rofl:

I hope you read the whole article. If you did, then read it again. They clearly make fun of michael jackson. look at the second picture. the subject has been pasted onto the background.

don't be an idiot. refer to sites like cnn. If there is sth like that, they would have known by now.
 

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nabil said:
haha.. you really have bought it :rofl:

I hope you read the whole article. If you did, then read it again. They clearly make fun of michael jackson. look at the second picture. the subject has been pasted onto the background.

don't be an idiot. refer to sites like cnn. If there is sth like that, they would have known by now.


ithin aeka ne banz mama methana oaka dammae ...
oyala maeka gana mokada hithanae kiyala comment karanna...
 

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don't b such a jackass man....
don't spread rumors and lies....

LET THE MAN REST IN PEACE.....


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