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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Timathi" data-source="post: 17279245" data-attributes="member: 513812">Guy's wife forces him to go to church one weekend instead of watching football. Bored as hell the entire time, he cannot wait for the sermon to finish. As soon as the priest starts walking out, he jumps out of his seat and starts walking out as well. Priest stops him and says "Hey man, I really need to hit the bathroom, I need you to run into the confessional and just tell people to tell them your sins. Depending on the gravity of the sin, tell them to do a certain number of hail Mary, and that their sins have been absolved." Guy is super choked, but feels obligated to help the priest out- so he goes in there and closes the door. A minute later, a lady walks in and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I cheated on my husband and gave another man oral sex." Guy thinks this is pretty bad, but doesn't know how many hail Mary he should hand out, so he opens the booth looking to see if the Priest was coming. Instead, an alter boy was walking by after he had finished blowing out candles. "Psttt- hey man, what does the priest give for blowjobs?" "Well he gives me $10 and a bag of chips.." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />source r/jokes</blockquote>

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