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<blockquote data-quote="milindasenarath" data-source="post: 891877" data-attributes="member: 24442"><p><span style="color: Red">Universal law: </span></p><p></p><p>"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money" </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">First law:</span></p><p></p><p>"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless </p><p>Any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. " </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">Second law:</span></p><p>"the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is </p><p>directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and </p><p>the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the </p><p>bank balance. " </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">Third law: </span></p><p></p><p>"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="milindasenarath, post: 891877, member: 24442"] [COLOR="Red"]Universal law: [/COLOR] "Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money" [COLOR="Red"]First law:[/COLOR] "A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless Any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. " [COLOR="Red"]Second law:[/COLOR] "the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. " [COLOR="Red"]Third law: [/COLOR] "the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping." [/QUOTE]
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