Newton's Theory in romantic mood......!!!!!

aragon

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  • Oct 16, 2008
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    Newton new Theory in romantic mood...... !!!!!


    Universal law:


    " Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
    One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "


    First law:


    " a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
    in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
    any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
    break the legs of the boy. "


    Second law:


    " the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
    directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
    the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
    bank balance.
    "

    Third law:


    " the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
    to the force applied by the girl
    while slapping. "