Nice Leave Applications

askuwi

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  • Sep 12, 2006
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    See , how people write leave Applications.



    It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

    Just Read It.




    The Leave Applications; )




    Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."



    This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


    "as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."[/COLOR]



    Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:


    "as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."



    From H.A.L. Administration Dept:


    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."



    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:


    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"



    An incident of a leave letter:


    "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."



    A leave letter to the headmaster:


    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



    Another leave letter written to the headmaster:


    "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."



    Covering note:


    "I am enclosed herewith..."



    Another one:


    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."



    Actual letter written for application of leave:


    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



    Letter writing:-


    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."



    A candidate's job application:


    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.