WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not !"
WIFE: "Why not ? Don't you like being married ?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry ?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would ?"
HUSBAND: ....... ??
WIFE: "Would you live in our house ?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed ?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep ?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car ?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers ?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry ?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes ?"
HUSBAND: "No, her size is 7 ."
WIFE: -- silence -
HUSBAND: "Shit".
HUSBAND: "Definitely not !"
WIFE: "Why not ? Don't you like being married ?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry ?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would ?"
HUSBAND: ....... ??
WIFE: "Would you live in our house ?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed ?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep ?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car ?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers ?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry ?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes ?"
HUSBAND: "No, her size is 7 ."
WIFE: -- silence -
HUSBAND: "Shit".
