An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts 
crying .
The bartender asks,
“What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes 
and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,
Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed
.”
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great
! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”
The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”
crying .The bartender asks,
“What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed
.” The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great
! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”
