$ome $m$’s 2 make your friend$ $mile …

shaggy

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~With ma ShImMii gal~
$ome $m$’s 2 make your friend$ $mile …

You = Cute;
You = Hot;
You = Sweet;
You = Intelligent;
You = Amazing;
You = Perfect;
Me = Liar, Of course..


Why dose a DONKEY eat Grass?...
Oops … SORRY.
That’s your
Personal matter!


Girlz R like Computers…
As soon as u Commit 2 one,
U realize that If u had waited a little longer
U could have had a better model
With gud configuration.


In da morning I don’t eat coz I think of u,
In da noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,
In da evening I don’t eat coz I think of u,
At night I don’t sleep coz I’m hungry..


Scientist R trying 2 Figure out how long a person
Can live without BRAIN.
Please tell them your AGE.


2 day, 2morrow & 4 ever there will b a 1 heart
that would always beat 4 u.. U know whose??
Stupid, ur own heart!!!!!!!


Life without u is impossible,
U’r in my breath, u’r in my blood,
I cannot live for a second without u…
Hellow, I’m talking abt OXYGEN!!


Think big.. Think Smart
Think positive.. Think beautiful
Think great
BUT WAIT… These will b 2 much 4 u.
So hear is a shortcut..
“just think abt me”


Hi, I’m dying 2 c u , Want 2 meet u,
Want 2 talk 2 u, but what 2 do?
This stupid gatekeeper is
Asking me ticket 2
Enter the ZOO...


If ever in ur life u r very sad n fell that u Have lost everything,
I will come to hold u r hand. Take u 4 walk on a bridge
N show u
Where 2 jump from..


If u r in the darkness then pray to god,
If u still in the darkness… then pay ur Electricity bill.


Stars + moon = Romantic night
Birds + sky = lovely day
Forest + animal = refreshing world
u + u r smile = Budu ammo Holmanak :D


God made visky & god made Pepsi
God made reveres & god made lakes
God made U … well everybody makes mistakes


My Friend told me that u bark like a dog @ night..
this made me so angry that I scolded him abused him,
slapped him & said,
Donkeys don’t bark :D


I’m getting married next month, there will b a small party,
Only some of my friendz r invited, don’t bring any giftz
Just bring someone 2 marry me..


Rose’s r red violets r blue
Monkeys like u should kept in the zoo
Don’t worry I’ll b there 4 u
But not in the cage, laughing @ u.