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<blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 256043" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>$ome $m$’s 2 make your friend$ $mile …</strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>You = Cute;</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>You = Hot;</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>You = Sweet;</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>You = Intelligent;</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>You = Amazing;</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>You = Perfect;</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Me = Liar, Of course..</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Why dose a DONKEY eat Grass?...</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Oops … SORRY.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>That’s your</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Personal matter!</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Girlz R like Computers…</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>As soon as u Commit 2 one,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>U realize that If u had waited a little longer </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>U could have had a better model</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>With gud configuration.</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>In da morning I don’t eat coz I think of u,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>In da noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>In da evening I don’t eat coz I think of u,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>At night I don’t sleep coz I’m hungry..</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Scientist R trying 2 Figure out how long a person</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Can live without BRAIN.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Please tell them your AGE.</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>2 day, 2morrow & 4 ever there will b a 1 heart</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>that would always beat 4 u.. U know whose??</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Stupid, ur own heart!!!!!!!</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Life without u is impossible,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>U’r in my breath, u’r in my blood,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>I cannot live for a second without u…</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Hellow, I’m talking abt OXYGEN!!</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Think big.. Think Smart</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Think positive.. Think beautiful</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Think great</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>BUT WAIT… These will b 2 much 4 u.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>So hear is a shortcut..</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>“just think abt me”</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Hi, I’m dying 2 c u , Want 2 meet u,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Want 2 talk 2 u, but what 2 do?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>This stupid gatekeeper is</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Asking me ticket 2</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Enter the ZOO...</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>If ever in ur life u r very sad n fell that u Have lost everything,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>I will come to hold u r hand. Take u 4 walk on a bridge </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>N show u</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Where 2 jump from..</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>If u r in the darkness then pray to god,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>If u still in the darkness… then pay ur Electricity bill.</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Stars + moon = Romantic night</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Birds + sky = lovely day</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Forest + animal = refreshing world</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>u + u r smile = Budu ammo Holmanak <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>God made visky & god made Pepsi</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>God made reveres & god made lakes</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>God made U … well everybody makes mistakes</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>My Friend told me that u bark like a dog @ night..</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>this made me so angry that I scolded him abused him, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>slapped him & said,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Donkeys don’t bark <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>I’m getting married next month, there will b a small party,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Only some of my friendz r invited, don’t bring any giftz</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Just bring someone 2 marry me..</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Rose’s r red violets r blue</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Monkeys like u should kept in the zoo</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Don’t worry I’ll b there 4 u</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: indigo"><strong>But not in the cage, laughing @ u.</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shaggy, post: 256043, member: 2962"] [COLOR=indigo][B]$ome $m$’s 2 make your friend$ $mile …[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]You = Cute;[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]You = Hot;[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]You = Sweet;[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]You = Intelligent;[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]You = Amazing;[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]You = Perfect;[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Me = Liar, Of course..[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Why dose a DONKEY eat Grass?...[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Oops … SORRY.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]That’s your[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Personal matter![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Girlz R like Computers…[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]As soon as u Commit 2 one,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]U realize that If u had waited a little longer [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]U could have had a better model[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]With gud configuration.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]In da morning I don’t eat coz I think of u,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]In da noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]In da evening I don’t eat coz I think of u,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]At night I don’t sleep coz I’m hungry..[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Scientist R trying 2 Figure out how long a person[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Can live without BRAIN.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Please tell them your AGE.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]2 day, 2morrow & 4 ever there will b a 1 heart[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]that would always beat 4 u.. U know whose??[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Stupid, ur own heart!!!!!!![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Life without u is impossible,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]U’r in my breath, u’r in my blood,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]I cannot live for a second without u…[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Hellow, I’m talking abt OXYGEN!![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Think big.. Think Smart[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Think positive.. Think beautiful[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Think great[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]BUT WAIT… These will b 2 much 4 u.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]So hear is a shortcut..[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]“just think abt me”[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Hi, I’m dying 2 c u , Want 2 meet u,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Want 2 talk 2 u, but what 2 do?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]This stupid gatekeeper is[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Asking me ticket 2[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Enter the ZOO...[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]If ever in ur life u r very sad n fell that u Have lost everything,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]I will come to hold u r hand. Take u 4 walk on a bridge [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]N show u[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Where 2 jump from..[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]If u r in the darkness then pray to god,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]If u still in the darkness… then pay ur Electricity bill.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Stars + moon = Romantic night[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Birds + sky = lovely day[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Forest + animal = refreshing world[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]u + u r smile = Budu ammo Holmanak :D[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]God made visky & god made Pepsi[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]God made reveres & god made lakes[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]God made U … well everybody makes mistakes[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]My Friend told me that u bark like a dog @ night..[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]this made me so angry that I scolded him abused him, [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]slapped him & said,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Donkeys don’t bark :D[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]I’m getting married next month, there will b a small party,[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Only some of my friendz r invited, don’t bring any giftz[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Just bring someone 2 marry me..[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Rose’s r red violets r blue[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Monkeys like u should kept in the zoo[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]Don’t worry I’ll b there 4 u[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo][B]But not in the cage, laughing @ u.[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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