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wije99000

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  • Feb 7, 2009
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    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
    We have bought a
    Computer for our home and we
    Have found some problems, which I
    Want to bring to your notice.

    1. There is a button 'Start' but there is
    No 'Stop' button. We request you to
    Check this.

    2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-
    Scooter is available in system? I find
    Only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter
    At my home.

    3. There is 'Find' button but it is not
    Working properly. My wife lost the
    Door key and we tried a lot trace the
    Key with this 'find' button, but was
    Unable to trace. Please rectify this
    Problem.

    4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word'
    Now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
    Sentence, so when you will provide
    That?

    5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse
    And keyboard, but there is only one
    Icon which shows 'My Computer':
    When you will provide the remaining
    Items?

    6. It is surprising that windows says
    'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
    Single photo of mine. So when will
    You keep my photo in that.

    7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE'
    What about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
    Since I use the PC at home only.

    8. You provided 'My Recent
    Documents'. When you will provide
    'My Past Documents'?

    9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
    For God sake please do not provide
    'My Secret Places'. I do not want to
    Let my wife know where I go after
    My office hours.

    10.Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir,
    How is it that your name is GATES
    But you are selling WINDOWS?
     
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