Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees".
Question:
Upon entering a laboratory, you see an experiment. How do you know which
class it belongs to?
Answer:
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"How much for the beer?" the neutron asks the bartender.
"For you?" replies the bartender,"no charge."
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission chips.
A hydrogen atom is walking down the street with a friend when he suddenly stops.
The friend says, "What's wrong?"
The hydrogen atom replys, "I lost my electron!"
The friend says, "Are you sure?"
The hydrogen atom exclaims, "Yes, I'm positive."
The friend laments, "Oh, I thought you were just being negative again."
~ Laugh if u can ~
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees".
Question:
class it belongs to?
Answer:
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"How much for the beer?" the neutron asks the bartender.
"For you?" replies the bartender,"no charge."
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission chips.
A hydrogen atom is walking down the street with a friend when he suddenly stops.
The friend says, "What's wrong?"
The hydrogen atom replys, "I lost my electron!"
The friend says, "Are you sure?"
The hydrogen atom exclaims, "Yes, I'm positive."
The friend laments, "Oh, I thought you were just being negative again."
~ Laugh if u can ~
