A 70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind
Young girls?"
Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it"
A white couple had a black baby & the husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!
Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!!!
Young girls?"
Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it"
A white couple had a black baby & the husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!
Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!!!

