A serving of Gordon Brown comes with a more convincing smile than the You Tube Version. Victoria Bacon's recipe started off with a bit of spice but you have to like your Posh pizza very thin and crispy
Sir Elton John: This one was very thin on topping for a while but restored after a few hits. Fresh from the Eggs Factor it's a plate of Simon Cowell: Britain's got topping and plenty of cheese
The Queen: Pizza royale is one firm favourite - starting with Coronation chicken. Camilla: Tastes slightly horsey, Capricciosa Parker Bowles is perfect for royal customers who like capers
Lady Thatcher: The strongest Magherita. Contains iron. And you can be sure those earrings aren't government leeks. Tony Blair: Pepperoni Tony became Prime Mozzarella but has not been dropped from the menu
London mayor: Firm upper crust, can be a bit of a pesto but voted No 1 in London, Bozzarella Johnson. Ann Widdecombe: Can be rather peppery, made with extra virgin olive oil and a Tory favourite
This comes in big, big portions. You won't have mushroom for anything else after a helping of Brian Blessed. Yes we cannelloni! Chicago-style winner and flavour of the month all around the world - everyone wants a slice of Barack Obama

