nishuek

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    Q: Why are condoms transparent?
    A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!


    Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
    A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.


    Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
    A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.




    Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
    A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!




    Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
    A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later...



    And Finally we end like this

    New AIDS awareness slogan:
    Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.


     

    nishuek

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    hahaha patta :lol:
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to nishuek again.
    thnks bro..
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