"You can study and get any certificates. . but you cannot get your own
death certificate
(......by Dracula).
You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you
say is "HUTCH"
(...... by Mr. Tenny).
You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college ....
You can be a Lawyer if you study in a Law college....You cannot 'bcom' a
president even you study in a President College
(...... by Mr. M. Rajapaksha).
A mechanical engineer can 'bcom' a mechanic but a software engineer
can-not 'bcom' a software
(...... by Mr. Bill Gates).
You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup
(...... by Mr. A. Ranatunga).
You can find keys on a key board but you cannot find mothers on a mother
board
(...... by Sunil/Gypsies)"
death certificate
(......by Dracula).
You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you
say is "HUTCH"
(...... by Mr. Tenny).
You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college ....
You can be a Lawyer if you study in a Law college....You cannot 'bcom' a
president even you study in a President College
(...... by Mr. M. Rajapaksha).
A mechanical engineer can 'bcom' a mechanic but a software engineer
can-not 'bcom' a software
(...... by Mr. Bill Gates).
You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup
(...... by Mr. A. Ranatunga).
You can find keys on a key board but you cannot find mothers on a mother
board
(...... by Sunil/Gypsies)"

