>>When Bill Gates was in India some time back,he had a
>>chance 2 listen Ramayana from Atal behari vajpayee.
>>After returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal
>>Diary. A Tabloid in US got a copy of his
>>writings.These are excerpts from his diary.
>>
>>Ramayana
>>LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
>>PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. After a certain amount of
>>time, he introduced four new tech Processors as his
>>four SUNs-- RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.
>>
>>RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.
>>His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once
>>when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12
>>years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his
>>successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was
>>once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP
>>COMMAND ,took this opportunity at the instigation of
>>her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that
>>her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to
>>the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected
>>demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed,
>>power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta
>>insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved
>>on LOGGING IN with his brother.
>>
>>The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the
>>TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted
>>by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,
>>politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE
>>CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.
>>Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van,
>>moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle
>>MAR-icha. MAR-icha ; REPROGRAMED himself into the form
>>of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the
>>forest.Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,
>>who,with his last breath,cried out desperately for
>>LSI-man in RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM
>>SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
>>Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from
>>her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
>>
>>RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing
>>'C'ta all over he forest. They made friendship with
>>the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his
>>powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to
>>help RAM.SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
>>powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing
>>'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the
>>INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the
>>birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB
>>CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something
>>about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but
>>they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES.Several
>>other SEARCH techniques proved useless.
>>
>>Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to
>>cross the seas at anastonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon
>>Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing
>>some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under
>>a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to
>>identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY,
>>'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS!
>>_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile
>>all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN
>>and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But
>>Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the
>>VIRUS 'Fire'.
>>
>>Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and
>>conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
>>RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on
>>and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN
>>(son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful
>>brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
>>gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
>>SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped
>>out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, RAM
>>got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO SOFT
>>WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS ! to all USERS
>>and every one lived happily everafter
>>chance 2 listen Ramayana from Atal behari vajpayee.
>>After returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal
>>Diary. A Tabloid in US got a copy of his
>>writings.These are excerpts from his diary.
>>
>>Ramayana
>>LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
>>PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. After a certain amount of
>>time, he introduced four new tech Processors as his
>>four SUNs-- RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.
>>
>>RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.
>>His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once
>>when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12
>>years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his
>>successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was
>>once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP
>>COMMAND ,took this opportunity at the instigation of
>>her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that
>>her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to
>>the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected
>>demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed,
>>power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta
>>insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved
>>on LOGGING IN with his brother.
>>
>>The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the
>>TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted
>>by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,
>>politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE
>>CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.
>>Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van,
>>moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle
>>MAR-icha. MAR-icha ; REPROGRAMED himself into the form
>>of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the
>>forest.Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,
>>who,with his last breath,cried out desperately for
>>LSI-man in RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM
>>SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
>>Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from
>>her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
>>
>>RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing
>>'C'ta all over he forest. They made friendship with
>>the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his
>>powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to
>>help RAM.SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
>>powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing
>>'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the
>>INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the
>>birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB
>>CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something
>>about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but
>>they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES.Several
>>other SEARCH techniques proved useless.
>>
>>Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to
>>cross the seas at anastonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon
>>Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing
>>some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under
>>a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to
>>identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY,
>>'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS!
>>_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile
>>all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN
>>and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But
>>Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the
>>VIRUS 'Fire'.
>>
>>Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and
>>conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
>>RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on
>>and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN
>>(son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful
>>brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
>>gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
>>SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped
>>out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, RAM
>>got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO SOFT
>>WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS ! to all USERS
>>and every one lived happily everafter
