Relationship & Sex

vee_kurulla

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  • Dec 14, 2009
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    Italian Relationship:

    1st day= Sex

    2nd day= Sex again.

    French Relationship:

    1st day = movies & kiss

    2nd day = Sex

    3rd day = Sex again

    British Relationship:

    1st day= hangout & kiss

    2nd day = kiss & hug

    3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching

    4th day = sex and more sex

    American Relationship:

    1st day= Date

    2nd day= Hug

    3rd day= Hug again (warmly)

    4th day= Kiss

    5th day= Long kiss

    6th day= Sex

    SRI LANKAN RELATIONSHIP

    ( AM VIRGIN)

    1st day= Toast

    2nd day= Toast

    3rd day= Toast again

    4th day= Agree

    5th day= Date

    6th day= Date again

    7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.

    8th day= Date & Hug

    9th day= Tried to peck but failed.

    10th day = Peck

    11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.

    12th day= kiss.

    13th day= Long kiss.

    14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.

    15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled

    16th day= Didn't talk to each other.

    17th day= Malice till the next day.

    18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.

    19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"

    The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".

    The man continued to beg till the next day.

    20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.

    21st day= Hug.

    22nd day= Long hug.

    23rd day= Kiss.

    24th day= Long kiss.

    25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.

    26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone.

    27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".

    28th day= "am in my periods".

    29th day= rape.

    30th day =police case

    3Month is over in jail,

    1st day in jail she come to see him,

    Her : do you know I love you

    Him: mmh

    Her: I wish I give it to you

    Him:

    Her : when will you get out from jail ?

    Him:-----

    Her : talk to me my love

    Him:-----

    Her: crying for his man hi is in jail

    Him : get out from here ,get lost evil

    Her:how can u say that my man I still need you

    Him: going back to jail

    Her :my love ,my love ,you mean alot to me come back

    Him: I don't need you anymore you did this to me

    Her :I love you

    Him-----

    Her :honey ,my world ,my blood pressure,my killer ,my water melon,my milking jelly ,my breasts,my h t, my strawberry ,back to the moon I love you

    Him: AIDS , HIV ,LEAVE ME FOR NOW YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME SINCE AM IN JAIL

    HER: ,my Blain,my thinker ,my memory,my location,my GPS

    HIM--------

    HER :

    HIM-------

    Her , my God , my stupidity,my world

    Him--------

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