Letter requesting for "Software support" on "Personal Computers"
Dear (IT) Technical Support:
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child
processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0
installs itself into all other programs and launches during system
initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run
and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
Saturday-Rugby6.3 always fails but Saturday-Shopping 7.1 runs instead !
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting
to run any of my favorite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall
doesn't work on this program. Can you please help.
Joe
Reply from Technical Support
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic is understanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under
alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed
and deal with the difficulties as best you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused
them, you must run the
C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key.
It may be necessary to run C:\I APOLOGISE a number of times but
hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very
rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any
circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.
Regards,
Technical support
Dear (IT) Technical Support:
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child
processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0
installs itself into all other programs and launches during system
initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run
and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
Saturday-Rugby6.3 always fails but Saturday-Shopping 7.1 runs instead !
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting
to run any of my favorite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall
doesn't work on this program. Can you please help.
Joe
Reply from Technical Support
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic is understanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under
alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed
and deal with the difficulties as best you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused
them, you must run the
C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key.
It may be necessary to run C:\I APOLOGISE a number of times but
hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very
rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any
circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.
Regards,
Technical support
