Rules for Male, written by female

[adult.junior]

• The Female always makes The Rules.
• The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  
• No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
• If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
• The Female is never wrong.
• If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
• (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)
• The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
• The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
• The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
• The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.
• The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
• The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
• The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
• Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
• At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.
• If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
  

 

[mayura12345]

 

[Kasun k]

LOL> Ela

 

[DJvodka]

woman's dream rules

 

[adult.junior]

woman's dream rules

ane manda

 

[Anime]

just a dream of a innocent women

 

[adult.junior]

just a dream of a innocent women

now, where will u find an innocent woman?

 

[Anime]

now, where will u find an innocent woman?

misunderstanding

 

[hiro_nakamura]

• The Female always makes The Rules.
• The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  
• No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
• If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
• The Female is never wrong.
• If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
• (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)
• The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
• The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
• The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
• The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.
• The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
• The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
• The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
• Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
• At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.
• If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
  

sinhalen oone . monawada balamu nithi

 

[Sachith777]

nice rules <3

sinhalenuth dapan athakota thamai athal eka wadi

 

[Java00]

misunderstanding

 

[hiran071]

 

[adult.junior]

hitapalla man heta sinhalen daannam. dan mobile eke inne.

 

[shanehbrsj]

 

[Diego97]

Machan You just made me Tear!! :'D Hahahahahahaahahahah DAymn!! REP Plus for making me laugh ma ass off!! Hahahahah