An Italian, a Frenchman and a Sri Lankan were drinking at a bar discussing
what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her bodywith the
finest olive oil then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop
for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a
special aphrodisiac oil then we made passionate love. I made her scream for
fifteen minutes straight.
"The Sri Lankan says: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over
her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter
then made love and I made her scream for two consecutive
hours .
" The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, ask, "Two hours,phenomenal! How did
you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the curtains."
what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her bodywith the
finest olive oil then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop
for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a
special aphrodisiac oil then we made passionate love. I made her scream for
fifteen minutes straight.
"The Sri Lankan says: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over
her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter
then made love and I made her scream for two consecutive
hours .
" The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, ask, "Two hours,phenomenal! How did
you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the curtains."
