'SEX FROGS'

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[FONT=&quot]A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet[/FONT][FONT=&quot]. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.[/FONT]
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The sign says:[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]'SEX FROGS'[/FONT]​

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[FONT=&quot]Only [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]$20[/FONT][FONT=&quot]each! [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Comes with 'complete' instructions.[/FONT]​

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The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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The blonde nods, grabs the box[/FONT][FONT=&quot], [/FONT][FONT=&quot]and is quickly on her way home...[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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As soon as she closes the door to[/FONT][FONT=&quot]her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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1. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Take a shower.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
2.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Splash on some nice perfume.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
3.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Slip into a very sexy nightie.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
4.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he[/FONT][FONT=&quot] has been trained to do.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . .. NOTHING happens![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom[/FONT][FONT=&quot]of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.'[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him-in[/FONT] and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'[FONT=&quot]
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The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]'[/FONT][FONT=&quot]LISTEN TO[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ME!![/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]I'm only going to show you[/FONT][FONT=&quot] how to do this [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]ONE ... MORE[/FONT].... TIME!!!​

 

[Ayeshlive]

ela business eka.
$20+fun.

rep+

 

[කු‍ටුම්භ]

ela business eka.
$20+fun.

rep+

thanks machan

 

[කු‍ටුම්භ]

bomp

 

[නාකි ඉලන්දාරියා]

rep

 

[lakshithalcr]

pattai mchan
rep denna belu

 

[කු‍ටුම්භ]

pattai mchan
rep denna belu

thanks machan.....

 

[කු‍ටුම්භ]

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[Thunderhawk]

ඒකට අපේ උන්, රූම් එකට 2000 ක් දීල පැය එකහමාරක් විතර කෙල්ලගේ කලිසමේ සිප් එක හදල. ඊට පස්සේ ගෙදර ඇවිත්..... rep added++

 

[twisted]

lolz

 

[Ashman]

REP 9+

 

[Ysa Karu]

 

[funmalaya]

ඒකට අපේ උන්, රූම් එකට 2000 ක් දීල පැය එකහමාරක් විතර කෙල්ලගේ කලිසමේ සිප් එක හදල. ඊට පස්සේ ගෙදර ඇවිත්..... rep added++

 

[කු‍ටුම්භ]

ඒකට අපේ උන්, රූම් එකට 2000 ක් දීල පැය එකහමාරක් විතර කෙල්ලගේ කලිසමේ සිප් එක හදල. ඊට පස්සේ ගෙදර ඇවිත්..... rep added++

lolz

REP 9+

Thanks +5

 

[Mr.Rodrigoo]

bump

 

[Mr.Rodrigoo]

ඒකට අපේ උන්, රූම් එකට 2000 ක් දීල පැය එකහමාරක් විතර කෙල්ලගේ කලිසමේ සිප් එක හදල. ඊට පස්සේ ගෙදර ඇවිත්..... rep added++

2000 නෙමෙයි බන් 2600 ක්

 

[TheRockSays]

 

[කු‍ටුම්භ]

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2000 නෙමෙයි බන් 2600 ක්

Thanks +5

 

[ksndhr]

 

[jmzsl]

patta