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Message: <blockquote data-quote="කු‍ටුම්භ" data-source="post: 12682928" data-attributes="member: 402209">[FONT=&quot]A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet[/FONT][FONT=&quot].  [/FONT][FONT=&quot]As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The sign says:[/FONT]      [FONT=&quot]'SEX FROGS'[/FONT]     [FONT=&quot]<img src="http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/i384/samanthban/ATT00016.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> [/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Only [/FONT]    [FONT=&quot]$20[/FONT][FONT=&quot]each! [/FONT]   [FONT=&quot]Comes with 'complete' instructions.[/FONT]   [FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter,  'I'll TAKE one!'[/FONT][FONT=&quot]<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />[/FONT][FONT=&quot]As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her,  'Just follow the instructions!'[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]The blonde nods, grabs the box[/FONT][FONT=&quot], [/FONT][FONT=&quot]and is quickly on her way home...[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]As soon as she closes the door to[/FONT][FONT=&quot]her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.  She does EXACTLY what is specified:[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]1. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Take a shower.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]2.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Splash on some nice perfume.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]3.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Slip into a very sexy nightie.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]4.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you,  and allow the frog to do what he[/FONT][FONT=&quot] has been trained to do.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . .. NOTHING happens![/FONT][FONT=&quot]  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> [/FONT][FONT=&quot]The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.  She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom[/FONT][FONT=&quot]of the paper it says,  'If you have any problems or questions .  please call the pet store.'[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]So, she calls the pet store.  The man says, 'I'll be right over.'   Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.  The blonde welcomes him-in[/FONT] and says,  'See, I've done everything according to the instructions.  The damn frog just SITS there!'[FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]The man . . .  looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:[/FONT]     [FONT=&quot] [/FONT]<img src="http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/i384/samanthban/image.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/i384/samanthban/image.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> [FONT=&quot]<img src="http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/i384/samanthban/ATT00019.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> [/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]'[/FONT][FONT=&quot]LISTEN TO[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ME!![/FONT]   [FONT=&quot]I'm only going to show you[/FONT][FONT=&quot] how to do this [/FONT]   [FONT=&quot]ONE ... MORE[/FONT].... TIME!!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </blockquote>

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