SHAKESPEARE WORKS

[shakespeare]

SCENE VII. The forest.

A table set out. Enter DUKE SENIOR, AMIENS, and Lords like outlaws​

DUKE SENIOR

I think he be transform'd into a beast;
For I can no where find him like a man.
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First Lord

My lord, he is but even now gone hence:
Here was he merry, hearing of a song.
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DUKE SENIOR

If he, compact of jars, grow musical,
We shall have shortly discord in the spheres.
Go, seek him: tell him I would speak with him.
Enter JAQUES
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First Lord

He saves my labour by his own approach.
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DUKE SENIOR

Why, how now, monsieur! what a life is this,
That your poor friends must woo your company?
What, you look merrily!
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JAQUES

A fool, a fool! I met a fool i' the forest,
A motley fool; a miserable world!
As I do live by food, I met a fool
Who laid him down and bask'd him in the sun,
And rail'd on Lady Fortune in good terms,
In good set terms and yet a motley fool.
'Good morrow, fool,' quoth I. 'No, sir,' quoth he,
'Call me not fool till heaven hath sent me fortune:'
And then he drew a dial from his poke,
And, looking on it with lack-lustre eye,
Says very wisely, 'It is ten o'clock:
Thus we may see,' quoth he, 'how the world wags:
'Tis but an hour ago since it was nine,
And after one hour more 'twill be eleven;
And so, from hour to hour, we ripe and ripe,
And then, from hour to hour, we rot and rot;
And thereby hangs a tale.' When I did hear
The motley fool thus moral on the time,
My lungs began to crow like chanticleer,
That fools should be so deep-contemplative,
And I did laugh sans intermission
An hour by his dial. O noble fool!
A worthy fool! Motley's the only wear.
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DUKE SENIOR

What fool is this?
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JAQUES

O worthy fool! One that hath been a courtier,
And says, if ladies be but young and fair,
They have the gift to know it: and in his brain,
Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm'd
With observation, the which he vents
In mangled forms. O that I were a fool!
I am ambitious for a motley coat.
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DUKE SENIOR

Thou shalt have one.
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JAQUES

It is my only suit;
Provided that you weed your better judgments
Of all opinion that grows rank in them
That I am wise. I must have liberty
Withal, as large a charter as the wind,
To blow on whom I please; for so fools have;
And they that are most galled with my folly,
They most must laugh. And why, sir, must they so?
The 'why' is plain as way to parish church:
He that a fool doth very wisely hit
Doth very foolishly, although he smart,
Not to seem senseless of the bob: if not,
The wise man's folly is anatomized
Even by the squandering glances of the fool.
Invest me in my motley; give me leave
To speak my mind, and I will through and through
Cleanse the foul body of the infected world,
If they will patiently receive my medicine.
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DUKE SENIOR

Fie on thee! I can tell what thou wouldst do.
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JAQUES

What, for a counter, would I do but good?
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DUKE SENIOR

Most mischievous foul sin, in chiding sin:
For thou thyself hast been a libertine,
As sensual as the brutish sting itself;
And all the embossed sores and headed evils,
That thou with licence of free foot hast caught,
Wouldst thou disgorge into the general world.
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JAQUES

Why, who cries out on pride,
That can therein tax any private party?
Doth it not flow as hugely as the sea,
Till that the weary very means do ebb?
What woman in the city do I name,
When that I say the city-woman bears
The cost of princes on unworthy shoulders?
Who can come in and say that I mean her,
When such a one as she such is her neighbour?
Or what is he of basest function
That says his bravery is not of my cost,
Thinking that I mean him, but therein suits
His folly to the mettle of my speech?
There then; how then? what then? Let me see wherein
My tongue hath wrong'd him: if it do him right,
Then he hath wrong'd himself; if he be free,
Why then my taxing like a wild-goose flies,
Unclaim'd of any man. But who comes here?
Enter ORLANDO, with his sword drawn
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ORLANDO

Forbear, and eat no more.
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JAQUES

Why, I have eat none yet.
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ORLANDO

Nor shalt not, till necessity be served.
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JAQUES

Of what kind should this cock come of?
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DUKE SENIOR

Art thou thus bolden'd, man, by thy distress,
Or else a rude despiser of good manners,
That in civility thou seem'st so empty?
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ORLANDO

You touch'd my vein at first: the thorny point
Of bare distress hath ta'en from me the show
Of smooth civility: yet am I inland bred
And know some nurture. But forbear, I say:
He dies that touches any of this fruit
Till I and my affairs are answered.
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JAQUES

An you will not be answered with reason, I must die.
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DUKE SENIOR

What would you have? Your gentleness shall force
More than your force move us to gentleness.
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ORLANDO

I almost die for food; and let me have it.
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DUKE SENIOR

Sit down and feed, and welcome to our table.
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ORLANDO

Speak you so gently? Pardon me, I pray you:
I thought that all things had been savage here;
And therefore put I on the countenance
Of stern commandment. But whate'er you are
That in this desert inaccessible,
Under the shade of melancholy boughs,
Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time
If ever you have look'd on better days,
If ever been where bells have knoll'd to church,
If ever sat at any good man's feast,
If ever from your eyelids wiped a tear
And know what 'tis to pity and be pitied,
Let gentleness my strong enforcement be:
In the which hope I blush, and hide my sword.
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DUKE SENIOR

True is it that we have seen better days,
And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church
And sat at good men's feasts and wiped our eyes
Of drops that sacred pity hath engender'd:
And therefore sit you down in gentleness
And take upon command what help we have
That to your wanting may be minister'd.
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ORLANDO

Then but forbear your food a little while,
Whiles, like a doe, I go to find my fawn
And give it food. There is an old poor man,
Who after me hath many a weary step
Limp'd in pure love: till he be first sufficed,
Oppress'd with two weak evils, age and hunger,
I will not touch a bit.
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DUKE SENIOR

Go find him out,
And we will nothing waste till you return.
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ORLANDO

I thank ye; and be blest for your good comfort!
Exit
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DUKE SENIOR

Thou seest we are not all alone unhappy:
This wide and universal theatre
Presents more woeful pageants than the scene
Wherein we play in.
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JAQUES

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
Re-enter ORLANDO, with ADAM
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DUKE SENIOR

Welcome. Set down your venerable burthen,
And let him feed.
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ORLANDO

I thank you most for him.
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ADAM

So had you need:
I scarce can speak to thank you for myself.
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DUKE SENIOR

Welcome; fall to: I will not trouble you
As yet, to question you about your fortunes.
Give us some music; and, good cousin, sing.
SONG.
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AMIENS

Blow, blow, thou winter wind.
Thou art not so unkind
As man's ingratitude;
Thy tooth is not so keen,
Because thou art not seen,
Although thy breath be rude.
Heigh-ho! sing, heigh-ho! unto the green holly:
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:
Then, heigh-ho, the holly!
This life is most jolly.
Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky,
That dost not bite so nigh
As benefits forgot:
Though thou the waters warp,
Thy sting is not so sharp
As friend remember'd not.
Heigh-ho! sing, & c.
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DUKE SENIOR If that you were the good Sir Rowland's son,
As you have whisper'd faithfully you were,
And as mine eye doth his effigies witness
Most truly limn'd and living in your face,
Be truly welcome hither: I am the duke
That loved your father: the residue of your fortune,
Go to my cave and tell me. Good old man,
Thou art right welcome as thy master is.
Support him by the arm. Give me your hand,
And let me all your fortunes understand.
Exeunt

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE I. A room in the palace.

Enter DUKE FREDERICK, Lords, and OLIVER​

DUKE FREDERICK

Not see him since? Sir, sir, that cannot be:
But were I not the better part made mercy,
I should not seek an absent argument
Of my revenge, thou present. But look to it:
Find out thy brother, wheresoe'er he is;
Seek him with candle; bring him dead or living
Within this twelvemonth, or turn thou no more
To seek a living in our territory.
Thy lands and all things that thou dost call thine
Worth seizure do we seize into our hands,
Till thou canst quit thee by thy brothers mouth
Of what we think against thee.
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OLIVER

O that your highness knew my heart in this!
I never loved my brother in my life.
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DUKE FREDERICK

More villain thou. Well, push him out of doors;
And let my officers of such a nature
Make an extent upon his house and lands:
Do this expediently and turn him going.
Exeunt
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[shakespeare]

SCENE II. The forest.

Enter ORLANDO, with a paper​

ORLANDO

Hang there, my verse, in witness of my love:
And thou, thrice-crowned queen of night, survey
With thy chaste eye, from thy pale sphere above,
Thy huntress' name that my full life doth sway.
O Rosalind! these trees shall be my books
And in their barks my thoughts I'll character;
That every eye which in this forest looks
Shall see thy virtue witness'd every where.
Run, run, Orlando; carve on every tree
The fair, the chaste and unexpressive she.
Exit
Enter CORIN and TOUCHSTONE
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CORIN

And how like you this shepherd's life, Master Touchstone?
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TOUCHSTONE

Truly, shepherd, in respect of itself, it is a good
life, but in respect that it is a shepherd's life,
it is naught. In respect that it is solitary, I
like it very well; but in respect that it is
private, it is a very vile life. Now, in respect it
is in the fields, it pleaseth me well; but in
respect it is not in the court, it is tedious. As
is it a spare life, look you, it fits my humour well;
but as there is no more plenty in it, it goes much
against my stomach. Hast any philosophy in thee, shepherd?
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CORIN

No more but that I know the more one sickens the
worse at ease he is; and that he that wants money,
means and content is without three good friends;
that the property of rain is to wet and fire to
burn; that good pasture makes fat sheep, and that a
great cause of the night is lack of the sun; that
he that hath learned no wit by nature nor art may
complain of good breeding or comes of a very dull kindred.
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TOUCHSTONE

Such a one is a natural philosopher. Wast ever in
court, shepherd?
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CORIN

No, truly.
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TOUCHSTONE

Then thou art damned.
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CORIN

Nay, I hope.
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TOUCHSTONE

Truly, thou art damned like an ill-roasted egg, all
on one side.
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CORIN

For not being at court? Your reason.
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TOUCHSTONE

Why, if thou never wast at court, thou never sawest
good manners; if thou never sawest good manners,
then thy manners must be wicked; and wickedness is
sin, and sin is damnation. Thou art in a parlous
state, shepherd.
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CORIN

Not a whit, Touchstone: those that are good manners
at the court are as ridiculous in the country as the
behavior of the country is most mockable at the
court. You told me you salute not at the court, but
you kiss your hands: that courtesy would be
uncleanly, if courtiers were shepherds.
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TOUCHSTONE

Instance, briefly; come, instance.
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CORIN

Why, we are still handling our ewes, and their
fells, you know, are greasy.
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TOUCHSTONE

Why, do not your courtier's hands sweat? and is not
the grease of a mutton as wholesome as the sweat of
a man? Shallow, shallow. A better instance, I say; come.
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CORIN

Besides, our hands are hard.
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TOUCHSTONE

Your lips will feel them the sooner. Shallow again.
A more sounder instance, come.
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CORIN

And they are often tarred over with the surgery of
our sheep: and would you have us kiss tar? The
courtier's hands are perfumed with civet.
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TOUCHSTONE

Most shallow man! thou worms-meat, in respect of a
good piece of flesh indeed! Learn of the wise, and
perpend: civet is of a baser birth than tar, the
very uncleanly flux of a cat. Mend the instance, shepherd.
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CORIN

You have too courtly a wit for me: I'll rest.
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TOUCHSTONE

Wilt thou rest damned? God help thee, shallow man!
God make incision in thee! thou art raw.
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CORIN

Sir, I am a true labourer: I earn that I eat, get
that I wear, owe no man hate, envy no man's
happiness, glad of other men's good, content with my
harm, and the greatest of my pride is to see my ewes
graze and my lambs suck.
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TOUCHSTONE

That is another simple sin in you, to bring the ewes
and the rams together and to offer to get your
living by the copulation of cattle; to be bawd to a
bell-wether, and to betray a she-lamb of a
twelvemonth to a crooked-pated, old, cuckoldly ram,
out of all reasonable match. If thou beest not
damned for this, the devil himself will have no
shepherds; I cannot see else how thou shouldst
'scape.
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CORIN

Here comes young Master Ganymede, my new mistress's brother.
Enter ROSALIND, with a paper, reading
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ROSALIND

From the east to western Ind,
No jewel is like Rosalind.
Her worth, being mounted on the wind,
Through all the world bears Rosalind.
All the pictures fairest lined
Are but black to Rosalind.
Let no fair be kept in mind
But the fair of Rosalind.
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TOUCHSTONE

I'll rhyme you so eight years together, dinners and
suppers and sleeping-hours excepted: it is the
right butter-women's rank to market.
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ROSALIND

Out, fool!
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TOUCHSTONE

For a taste:
If a hart do lack a hind,
Let him seek out Rosalind.
If the cat will after kind,
So be sure will Rosalind.
Winter garments must be lined,
So must slender Rosalind.
They that reap must sheaf and bind;
Then to cart with Rosalind.
Sweetest nut hath sourest rind,
Such a nut is Rosalind.
He that sweetest rose will find
Must find love's prick and Rosalind.
This is the very false gallop of verses: why do you
infect yourself with them?
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ROSALIND

Peace, you dull fool! I found them on a tree.
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TOUCHSTONE

Truly, the tree yields bad fruit.
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ROSALIND

I'll graff it with you, and then I shall graff it
with a medlar: then it will be the earliest fruit
i' the country; for you'll be rotten ere you be half
ripe, and that's the right virtue of the medlar.
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TOUCHSTONE

You have said; but whether wisely or no, let the
forest judge.
Enter CELIA, with a writing
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ROSALIND

Peace! Here comes my sister, reading: stand aside.
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CELIA

[Reads]
Why should this a desert be?
For it is unpeopled? No:
Tongues I'll hang on every tree,
That shall civil sayings show:
Some, how brief the life of man
Runs his erring pilgrimage,
That the stretching of a span
Buckles in his sum of age;
Some, of violated vows
'Twixt the souls of friend and friend:
But upon the fairest boughs,
Or at every sentence end,
Will I Rosalinda write,
Teaching all that read to know
The quintessence of every sprite
Heaven would in little show.
Therefore Heaven Nature charged
That one body should be fill'd
With all graces wide-enlarged:
Nature presently distill'd
Helen's cheek, but not her heart,
Cleopatra's majesty,
Atalanta's better part,
Sad Lucretia's modesty.
Thus Rosalind of many parts
By heavenly synod was devised,
Of many faces, eyes and hearts,
To have the touches dearest prized.
Heaven would that she these gifts should have,
And I to live and die her slave.
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ROSALIND

O most gentle pulpiter! what tedious homily of love
have you wearied your parishioners withal, and never
cried 'Have patience, good people!'
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CELIA

How now! back, friends! Shepherd, go off a little.
Go with him, sirrah.
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TOUCHSTONE

Come, shepherd, let us make an honourable retreat;
though not with bag and baggage, yet with scrip and scrippage.
Exeunt CORIN and TOUCHSTONE
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CELIA

Didst thou hear these verses?
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ROSALIND

O, yes, I heard them all, and more too; for some of
them had in them more feet than the verses would bear.
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CELIA

That's no matter: the feet might bear the verses.
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ROSALIND

Ay, but the feet were lame and could not bear
themselves without the verse and therefore stood
lamely in the verse.
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CELIA

But didst thou hear without wondering how thy name
should be hanged and carved upon these trees?
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ROSALIND

I was seven of the nine days out of the wonder
before you came; for look here what I found on a
palm-tree. I was never so be-rhymed since
Pythagoras' time, that I was an Irish rat, which I
can hardly remember.
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CELIA

Trow you who hath done this?
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ROSALIND

Is it a man?
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CELIA

And a chain, that you once wore, about his neck.
Change you colour?
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ROSALIND

I prithee, who?
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CELIA

O Lord, Lord! it is a hard matter for friends to
meet; but mountains may be removed with earthquakes
and so encounter.
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ROSALIND

Nay, but who is it?
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CELIA

Is it possible?
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ROSALIND

Nay, I prithee now with most petitionary vehemence,
tell me who it is.
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CELIA

O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful
wonderful! and yet again wonderful, and after that,
out of all hooping!
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ROSALIND

Good my complexion! dost thou think, though I am
caparisoned like a man, I have a doublet and hose in
my disposition? One inch of delay more is a
South-sea of discovery; I prithee, tell me who is it
quickly, and speak apace. I would thou couldst
stammer, that thou mightst pour this concealed man
out of thy mouth, as wine comes out of a narrow-
mouthed bottle, either too much at once, or none at
all. I prithee, take the cork out of thy mouth that
may drink thy tidings.
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CELIA

So you may put a man in your belly.
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ROSALIND

Is he of God's making? What manner of man? Is his
head worth a hat, or his chin worth a beard?
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CELIA

Nay, he hath but a little beard.
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ROSALIND

Why, God will send more, if the man will be
thankful: let me stay the growth of his beard, if
thou delay me not the knowledge of his chin.
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CELIA

It is young Orlando, that tripped up the wrestler's
heels and your heart both in an instant.
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ROSALIND

Nay, but the devil take mocking: speak, sad brow and
true maid.
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CELIA

I' faith, coz, 'tis he.
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ROSALIND

Orlando?
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CELIA

Orlando.
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ROSALIND

Alas the day! what shall I do with my doublet and
hose? What did he when thou sawest him? What said
he? How looked he? Wherein went he? What makes
him here? Did he ask for me? Where remains he?
How parted he with thee? and when shalt thou see
him again? Answer me in one word.
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CELIA

You must borrow me Gargantua's mouth first: 'tis a
word too great for any mouth of this age's size. To
say ay and no to these particulars is more than to
answer in a catechism.
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ROSALIND

But doth he know that I am in this forest and in
man's apparel? Looks he as freshly as he did the
day he wrestled?
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CELIA

It is as easy to count atomies as to resolve the
propositions of a lover; but take a taste of my
finding him, and relish it with good observance.
I found him under a tree, like a dropped acorn.
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ROSALIND

It may well be called Jove's tree, when it drops
forth such fruit.
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CELIA

Give me audience, good madam.
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ROSALIND

Proceed.
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CELIA

There lay he, stretched along, like a wounded knight.
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ROSALIND

Though it be pity to see such a sight, it well
becomes the ground.
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CELIA

Cry 'holla' to thy tongue, I prithee; it curvets
unseasonably. He was furnished like a hunter.
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ROSALIND

O, ominous! he comes to kill my heart.
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CELIA

I would sing my song without a burden: thou bringest
me out of tune.
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ROSALIND

Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must
speak. Sweet, say on.
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CELIA

You bring me out. Soft! comes he not here?
Enter ORLANDO and JAQUES
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ROSALIND

'Tis he: slink by, and note him.
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JAQUES

I thank you for your company; but, good faith, I had
as lief have been myself alone.
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ORLANDO

And so had I; but yet, for fashion sake, I thank you
too for your society.
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JAQUES

God be wi' you: let's meet as little as we can.
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ORLANDO

I do desire we may be better strangers.
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JAQUES

I pray you, mar no more trees with writing
love-songs in their barks.
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ORLANDO

I pray you, mar no more of my verses with reading
them ill-favouredly.
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JAQUES

Rosalind is your love's name?
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ORLANDO

Yes, just.
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JAQUES

I do not like her name.
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ORLANDO

There was no thought of pleasing you when she was
christened.
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JAQUES

What stature is she of?
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ORLANDO

Just as high as my heart.
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JAQUES

You are full of pretty answers. Have you not been
acquainted with goldsmiths' wives, and conned them
out of rings?
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ORLANDO

Not so; but I answer you right painted cloth, from
whence you have studied your questions.
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JAQUES

You have a nimble wit: I think 'twas made of
Atalanta's heels. Will you sit down with me? and
we two will rail against our mistress the world and
all our misery.
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ORLANDO

I will chide no breather in the world but myself,
against whom I know most faults.
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JAQUES

The worst fault you have is to be in love.
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ORLANDO

'Tis a fault I will not change for your best virtue.
I am weary of you.
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JAQUES

By my troth, I was seeking for a fool when I found
you.
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ORLANDO

He is drowned in the brook: look but in, and you
shall see him.
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JAQUES

There I shall see mine own figure.
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ORLANDO

Which I take to be either a fool or a cipher.
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JAQUES

I'll tarry no longer with you: farewell, good
Signior Love.
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ORLANDO

I am glad of your departure: adieu, good Monsieur
Melancholy.
Exit JAQUES
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ROSALIND

[Aside to CELIA] I will speak to him, like a saucy
lackey and under that habit play the knave with him.
Do you hear, forester?
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ORLANDO

Very well: what would you?
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ROSALIND

I pray you, what is't o'clock?
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ORLANDO

You should ask me what time o' day: there's no clock
in the forest.
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ROSALIND

Then there is no true lover in the forest; else
sighing every minute and groaning every hour would
detect the lazy foot of Time as well as a clock.
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ORLANDO

And why not the swift foot of Time? had not that
been as proper?
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ROSALIND

By no means, sir: Time travels in divers paces with
divers persons. I'll tell you who Time ambles
withal, who Time trots withal, who Time gallops
withal and who he stands still withal.
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ORLANDO

I prithee, who doth he trot withal?
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ROSALIND

Marry, he trots hard with a young maid between the
contract of her marriage and the day it is
solemnized: if the interim be but a se'nnight,
Time's pace is so hard that it seems the length of
seven year.
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ORLANDO

Who ambles Time withal?
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ROSALIND

With a priest that lacks Latin and a rich man that
hath not the gout, for the one sleeps easily because
he cannot study, and the other lives merrily because
he feels no pain, the one lacking the burden of lean
and wasteful learning, the other knowing no burden
of heavy tedious penury; these Time ambles withal.
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ORLANDO

Who doth he gallop withal?
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ROSALIND

With a thief to the gallows, for though he go as
softly as foot can fall, he thinks himself too soon there.
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ORLANDO

Who stays it still withal?
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ROSALIND

With lawyers in the vacation, for they sleep between
term and term and then they perceive not how Time moves.
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ORLANDO

Where dwell you, pretty youth?
​

ROSALIND

With this shepherdess, my sister; here in the
skirts of the forest, like fringe upon a petticoat.
​

ORLANDO

Are you native of this place?
​

ROSALIND

As the cony that you see dwell where she is kindled.
​

ORLANDO

Your accent is something finer than you could
purchase in so removed a dwelling.
​

ROSALIND

I have been told so of many: but indeed an old
religious uncle of mine taught me to speak, who was
in his youth an inland man; one that knew courtship
too well, for there he fell in love. I have heard
him read many lectures against it, and I thank God
I am not a woman, to be touched with so many
giddy offences as he hath generally taxed their
whole sex withal.
​

ORLANDO

Can you remember any of the principal evils that he
laid to the charge of women?
​

ROSALIND

There were none principal; they were all like one
another as half-pence are, every one fault seeming
monstrous till his fellow fault came to match it.
​

ORLANDO

I prithee, recount some of them.
​

ROSALIND

No, I will not cast away my physic but on those that
are sick. There is a man haunts the forest, that
abuses our young plants with carving 'Rosalind' on
their barks; hangs odes upon hawthorns and elegies
on brambles, all, forsooth, deifying the name of
Rosalind: if I could meet that fancy-monger I would
give him some good counsel, for he seems to have the
quotidian of love upon him.
​

ORLANDO

I am he that is so love-shaked: I pray you tell me
your remedy.
​

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE III. The forest.

Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY; JAQUES behind​

TOUCHSTONE

Come apace, good Audrey: I will fetch up your
goats, Audrey. And how, Audrey? am I the man yet?
doth my simple feature content you?
​

AUDREY

Your features! Lord warrant us! what features!
​

TOUCHSTONE

I am here with thee and thy goats, as the most
capricious poet, honest Ovid, was among the Goths.
​

JAQUES

[Aside] O knowledge ill-inhabited, worse than Jove
in a thatched house!
​

TOUCHSTONE

When a man's verses cannot be understood, nor a
man's good wit seconded with the forward child
Understanding, it strikes a man more dead than a
great reckoning in a little room. Truly, I would
the gods had made thee poetical.
​

AUDREY

I do not know what 'poetical' is: is it honest in
deed and word? is it a true thing?
​

TOUCHSTONE

No, truly; for the truest poetry is the most
feigning; and lovers are given to poetry, and what
they swear in poetry may be said as lovers they do feign.
​

AUDREY

Do you wish then that the gods had made me poetical?
​

TOUCHSTONE

I do, truly; for thou swearest to me thou art
honest: now, if thou wert a poet, I might have some
hope thou didst feign.
​

AUDREY

Would you not have me honest?
​

TOUCHSTONE

No, truly, unless thou wert hard-favoured; for
honesty coupled to beauty is to have honey a sauce to sugar.
​

JAQUES

[Aside] A material fool!
​

AUDREY

Well, I am not fair; and therefore I pray the gods
make me honest.
​

TOUCHSTONE

Truly, and to cast away honesty upon a foul slut
were to put good meat into an unclean dish.
​

AUDREY

I am not a slut, though I thank the gods I am foul.
​

TOUCHSTONE

Well, praised be the gods for thy foulness!
sluttishness may come hereafter. But be it as it may
be, I will marry thee, and to that end I have been
with Sir Oliver Martext, the vicar of the next
village, who hath promised to meet me in this place
of the forest and to couple us.
​

JAQUES

[Aside] I would fain see this meeting.
​

AUDREY

Well, the gods give us joy!
​

TOUCHSTONE

Amen. A man may, if he were of a fearful heart,
stagger in this attempt; for here we have no temple
but the wood, no assembly but horn-beasts. But what
though? C ourage! As horns are odious, they are
necessary. It is said, 'many a man knows no end of
his goods:' right; many a man has good horns, and
knows no end of them. Well, that is the dowry of
his wife; 'tis none of his own getting. Horns?
Even so. Poor men alone? No, no; the noblest deer
hath them as huge as the rascal. Is the single man
therefore blessed? No: as a walled town is more
worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a
married man more honourable than the bare brow of a
bachelor; and by how much defence is better than no
skill, by so much is a horn more precious than to
want. Here comes Sir Oliver.
Enter SIR OLIVER MARTEXT
Sir Oliver Martext, you are well met: will you
dispatch us here under this tree, or shall we go
with you to your chapel?
​

SIR OLIVER MARTEXT

Is there none here to give the woman?
​

TOUCHSTONE

I will not take her on gift of any man.
​

SIR OLIVER MARTEXT

Truly, she must be given, or the marriage is not lawful.
​

JAQUES

[Advancing]
Proceed, proceed I'll give her.
​

TOUCHSTONE

Good even, good Master What-ye-call't: how do you,
sir? You are very well met: God 'ild you for your
last company: I am very glad to see you: even a
toy in hand here, sir: nay, pray be covered.
​

JAQUES

Will you be married, motley?
​

TOUCHSTONE

As the ox hath his bow, sir, the horse his curb and
the falcon her bells, so man hath his desires; and
as pigeons bill, so wedlock would be nibbling.
​

JAQUES

And will you, being a man of your breeding, be
married under a bush like a beggar? Get you to
church, and have a good priest that can tell you
what marriage is: this fellow will but join you
together as they join wainscot; then one of you will
prove a shrunk panel and, like green timber, warp, warp.
​

TOUCHSTONE

[Aside] I am not in the mind but I were better to be
married of him than of another: for he is not like
to marry me well; and not being well married, it
will be a good excuse for me hereafter to leave my wife.
​

JAQUES

Go thou with me, and let me counsel thee.
​

TOUCHSTONE

'Come, sweet Audrey:
We must be married, or we must live in bawdry.
Farewell, good Master Oliver: not,--
O sweet Oliver,
O brave Oliver,
Leave me not behind thee: but,--
Wind away,
Begone, I say,
I will not to wedding with thee.
Exeunt JAQUES, TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY
​

SIR OLIVER MARTEXT

'Tis no matter: ne'er a fantastical knave of them
all shall flout me out of my calling.
Exit.
​

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE IV. The forest.

Enter ROSALIND and CELIA​

ROSALIND

Never talk to me; I will weep.
​

CELIA

Do, I prithee; but yet have the grace to consider
that tears do not become a man.
​

ROSALIND

But have I not cause to weep?
​

CELIA

As good cause as one would desire; therefore weep.
​

ROSALIND

His very hair is of the dissembling colour.
​

CELIA

Something browner than Judas's marry, his kisses are
Judas's own children.
​

ROSALIND

I' faith, his hair is of a good colour.
​

CELIA

An excellent colour: your chestnut was ever the only colour.
​

ROSALIND

And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch
of holy bread.
​

CELIA

He hath bought a pair of cast lips of Diana: a nun
of winter's sisterhood kisses not more religiously;
the very ice of chastity is in them.
​

ROSALIND

But why did he swear he would come this morning, and
comes not?
​

CELIA

Nay, certainly, there is no truth in him.
​

ROSALIND

Do you think so?
​

CELIA

Yes; I think he is not a pick-purse nor a
horse-stealer, but for his verity in love, I do
think him as concave as a covered goblet or a
worm-eaten nut.
​

ROSALIND

Not true in love?
​

CELIA

Yes, when he is in; but I think he is not in.
​

ROSALIND

You have heard him swear downright he was.
​

CELIA

'Was' is not 'is:' besides, the oath of a lover is
no stronger than the word of a tapster; they are
both the confirmer of false reckonings. He attends
here in the forest on the duke your father.
​

ROSALIND

I met the duke yesterday and had much question with
him: he asked me of what parentage I was; I told
him, of as good as he; so he laughed and let me go.
But what talk we of fathers, when there is such a
man as Orlando?
​

CELIA

O, that's a brave man! he writes brave verses,
speaks brave words, swears brave oaths and breaks
them bravely, quite traverse, athwart the heart of
his lover; as a puisny tilter, that spurs his horse
but on one side, breaks his staff like a noble
goose: but all's brave that youth mounts and folly
guides. Who comes here?
Enter CORIN
​

CORIN

Mistress and master, you have oft inquired
After the shepherd that complain'd of love,
Who you saw sitting by me on the turf,
Praising the proud disdainful shepherdess
That was his mistress.
​

CELIA

Well, and what of him?
​

CORIN

If you will see a pageant truly play'd,
Between the pale complexion of true love
And the red glow of scorn and proud disdain,
Go hence a little and I shall conduct you,
If you will mark it.
​

ROSALIND

O, come, let us remove:
The sight of lovers feedeth those in love.
Bring us to this sight, and you shall say
I'll prove a busy actor in their play.
Exeunt
​

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE V. Another part of the forest.

Enter SILVIUS and PHEBE​

SILVIUS

Sweet Phebe, do not scorn me; do not, Phebe;
Say that you love me not, but say not so
In bitterness. The common executioner,
Whose heart the accustom'd sight of death makes hard,
Falls not the axe upon the humbled neck
But first begs pardon: will you sterner be
Than he that dies and lives by bloody drops?
Enter ROSALIND, CELIA, and CORIN, behind
​

PHEBE

I would not be thy executioner:
I fly thee, for I would not injure thee.
Thou tell'st me there is murder in mine eye:
'Tis pretty, sure, and very probable,
That eyes, that are the frail'st and softest things,
Who shut their coward gates on atomies,
Should be call'd tyrants, butchers, murderers!
Now I do frown on thee with all my heart;
And if mine eyes can wound, now let them kill thee:
Now counterfeit to swoon; why now fall down;
Or if thou canst not, O, for shame, for shame,
Lie not, to say mine eyes are murderers!
Now show the wound mine eye hath made in thee:
Scratch thee but with a pin, and there remains
Some scar of it; lean but upon a rush,
The cicatrice and capable impressure
Thy palm some moment keeps; but now mine eyes,
Which I have darted at thee, hurt thee not,
Nor, I am sure, there is no force in eyes
That can do hurt.
​

SILVIUS

O dear Phebe,
If ever,--as that ever may be near,--
You meet in some fresh cheek the power of fancy,
Then shall you know the wounds invisible
That love's keen arrows make.
​

PHEBE

But till that time
Come not thou near me: and when that time comes,
Afflict me with thy mocks, pity me not;
As till that time I shall not pity thee.
​

ROSALIND

And why, I pray you? Who might be your mother,
That you insult, exult, and all at once,
Over the wretched? What though you have no beauty,--
As, by my faith, I see no more in you
Than without candle may go dark to bed--
Must you be therefore proud and pitiless?
Why, what means this? Why do you look on me?
I see no more in you than in the ordinary
Of nature's sale-work. 'Od's my little life,
I think she means to tangle my eyes too!
No, faith, proud mistress, hope not after it:
'Tis not your inky brows, your black silk hair,
Your bugle eyeballs, nor your cheek of cream,
That can entame my spirits to your worship.
You foolish shepherd, wherefore do you follow her,
Like foggy south puffing with wind and rain?
You are a thousand times a properer man
Than she a woman: 'tis such fools as you
That makes the world full of ill-favour'd children:
'Tis not her glass, but you, that flatters her;
And out of you she sees herself more proper
Than any of her lineaments can show her.
But, mistress, know yourself: down on your knees,
And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love:
For I must tell you friendly in your ear,
Sell when you can: you are not for all markets:
Cry the man mercy; love him; take his offer:
Foul is most foul, being foul to be a scoffer.
So take her to thee, shepherd: fare you well.
​

PHEBE

Sweet youth, I pray you, chide a year together:
I had rather hear you chide than this man woo.
​

ROSALIND

He's fallen in love with your foulness and she'll
fall in love with my anger. If it be so, as fast as
she answers thee with frowning looks, I'll sauce her
with bitter words. Why look you so upon me?
​

PHEBE

For no ill will I bear you.
​

ROSALIND

I pray you, do not fall in love with me,
For I am falser than vows made in wine:
Besides, I like you not. If you will know my house,
'Tis at the tuft of olives here hard by.
Will you go, sister? Shepherd, ply her hard.
Come, sister. Shepherdess, look on him better,
And be not proud: though all the world could see,
None could be so abused in sight as he.
Come, to our flock.
Exeunt ROSALIND, CELIA and CORIN
​

PHEBE

Dead Shepherd, now I find thy saw of might,
'Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?'
​

SILVIUS

Sweet Phebe,--
​

PHEBE

Ha, what say'st thou, Silvius?
​

SILVIUS

Sweet Phebe, pity me.
​

PHEBE

Why, I am sorry for thee, gentle Silvius.
​

SILVIUS

Wherever sorrow is, relief would be:
If you do sorrow at my grief in love,
By giving love your sorrow and my grief
Were both extermined.
​

PHEBE

Thou hast my love: is not that neighbourly?
​

SILVIUS

I would have you.
​

PHEBE

Why, that were covetousness.
Silvius, the time was that I hated thee,
And yet it is not that I bear thee love;
But since that thou canst talk of love so well,
Thy company, which erst was irksome to me,
I will endure, and I'll employ thee too:
But do not look for further recompense
Than thine own gladness that thou art employ'd.
​

SILVIUS

So holy and so perfect is my love,
And I in such a poverty of grace,
That I shall think it a most plenteous crop
To glean the broken ears after the man
That the main harvest reaps: loose now and then
A scatter'd smile, and that I'll live upon.
​

PHEBE

Know'st now the youth that spoke to me erewhile?
​

SILVIUS

Not very well, but I have met him oft;
And he hath bought the cottage and the bounds
That the old carlot once was master of.
​

PHEBE

Think not I love him, though I ask for him:
'Tis but a peevish boy; yet he talks well;
But what care I for words? yet words do well
When he that speaks them pleases those that hear.
It is a pretty youth: not very pretty:
But, sure, he's proud, and yet his pride becomes him:
He'll make a proper man: the best thing in him
Is his complexion; and faster than his tongue
Did make offence his eye did heal it up.
He is not very tall; yet for his years he's tall:
His leg is but so so; and yet 'tis well:
There was a pretty redness in his lip,
A little riper and more lusty red
Than that mix'd in his cheek; 'twas just the difference
Between the constant red and mingled damask.
There be some women, Silvius, had they mark'd him
In parcels as I did, would have gone near
To fall in love with him; but, for my part,
I love him not nor hate him not; and yet
I have more cause to hate him than to love him:
For what had he to do to chide at me?
He said mine eyes were black and my hair black:
And, now I am remember'd, scorn'd at me:
I marvel why I answer'd not again:
But that's all one; omittance is no quittance.
I'll write to him a very taunting letter,
And thou shalt bear it: wilt thou, Silvius?
​

SILVIUS

Phebe, with all my heart.
​

PHEBE I'll write it straight;
The matter's in my head and in my heart:
I will be bitter with him and passing short.
Go with me, Silvius.
Exeunt

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE I. The forest.

Enter ROSALIND, CELIA, and JAQUES​

JAQUES

I prithee, pretty youth, let me be better acquainted
with thee.
​

ROSALIND

They say you are a melancholy fellow.
​

JAQUES

I am so; I do love it better than laughing.
​

ROSALIND

Those that are in extremity of either are abominable
fellows and betray themselves to every modern
censure worse than drunkards.
​

JAQUES

Why, 'tis good to be sad and say nothing.
​

ROSALIND

Why then, 'tis good to be a post.
​

JAQUES

I have neither the scholar's melancholy, which is
emulation, nor the musician's, which is fantastical,
nor the courtier's, which is proud, nor the
soldier's, which is ambitious, nor the lawyer's,
which is politic, nor the lady's, which is nice, nor
the lover's, which is all these: but it is a
melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples,
extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry's
contemplation of my travels, in which my often
rumination wraps me m a most humorous sadness.
​

ROSALIND

A traveller! By my faith, you have great reason to
be sad: I fear you have sold your own lands to see
other men's; then, to have seen much and to have
nothing, is to have rich eyes and poor hands.
​

JAQUES

Yes, I have gained my experience.
​

ROSALIND

And your experience makes you sad: I had rather have
a fool to make me merry than experience to make me
sad; and to travel for it too!
Enter ORLANDO
​

ORLANDO

Good day and happiness, dear Rosalind!
​

JAQUES

Nay, then, God be wi' you, an you talk in blank verse.
Exit
​

ROSALIND

Farewell, Monsieur Traveller: look you lisp and
wear strange suits, disable all the benefits of your
own country, be out of love with your nativity and
almost chide God for making you that countenance you
are, or I will scarce think you have swam in a
gondola. Why, how now, Orlando! where have you been
all this while? You a lover! An you serve me such
another trick, never come in my sight more.
​

ORLANDO

My fair Rosalind, I come within an hour of my promise.
​

ROSALIND

Break an hour's promise in love! He that will
divide a minute into a thousand parts and break but
a part of the thousandth part of a minute in the
affairs of love, it may be said of him that Cupid
hath clapped him o' the shoulder, but I'll warrant
him heart-whole.
​

ORLANDO

Pardon me, dear Rosalind.
​

ROSALIND

Nay, an you be so tardy, come no more in my sight: I
had as lief be wooed of a snail.
​

ORLANDO

Of a snail?
​

ROSALIND

Ay, of a snail; for though he comes slowly, he
carries his house on his head; a better jointure,
I think, than you make a woman: besides he brings
his destiny with him.
​

ORLANDO

What's that?
​

ROSALIND

Why, horns, which such as you are fain to be
beholding to your wives for: but he comes armed in
his fortune and prevents the slander of his wife.
​

ORLANDO

Virtue is no horn-maker; and my Rosalind is virtuous.
​

ROSALIND

And I am your Rosalind.
​

CELIA

It pleases him to call you so; but he hath a
Rosalind of a better leer than you.
​

ROSALIND

Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday
humour and like enough to consent. What would you
say to me now, an I were your very very Rosalind?
​

ORLANDO

I would kiss before I spoke.
​

ROSALIND

Nay, you were better speak first, and when you were
gravelled for lack of matter, you might take
occasion to kiss. Very good orators, when they are
out, they will spit; and for lovers lacking--God
warn us!--matter, the cleanliest shift is to kiss.
​

ORLANDO

How if the kiss be denied?
​

ROSALIND

Then she puts you to entreaty, and there begins new matter.
​

ORLANDO

Who could be out, being before his beloved mistress?
​

ROSALIND

Marry, that should you, if I were your mistress, or
I should think my honesty ranker than my wit.
​

ORLANDO

What, of my suit?
​

ROSALIND

Not out of your apparel, and yet out of your suit.
Am not I your Rosalind?
​

ORLANDO

I take some joy to say you are, because I would be
talking of her.
​

ROSALIND

Well in her person I say I will not have you.
​

ORLANDO

Then in mine own person I die.
​

ROSALIND

No, faith, die by attorney. The poor world is
almost six thousand years old, and in all this time
there was not any man died in his own person,
videlicit, in a love-cause. Troilus had his brains
dashed out with a Grecian club; yet he did what he
could to die before, and he is one of the patterns
of love. Leander, he would have lived many a fair
year, though Hero had turned nun, if it had not been
for a hot midsummer night; for, good youth, he went
but forth to wash him in the Hellespont and being
taken with the cramp was drowned and the foolish
coroners of that age found it was 'Hero of Sestos.'
But these are all lies: men have died from time to
time and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
​

ORLANDO

I would not have my right Rosalind of this mind,
for, I protest, her frown might kill me.
​

ROSALIND

By this hand, it will not kill a fly. But come, now
I will be your Rosalind in a more coming-on
disposition, and ask me what you will. I will grant
it.
​

ORLANDO

Then love me, Rosalind.
​

ROSALIND

Yes, faith, will I, Fridays and Saturdays and all.
​

ORLANDO

And wilt thou have me?
​

ROSALIND

Ay, and twenty such.
​

ORLANDO

What sayest thou?
​

ROSALIND

Are you not good?
​

ORLANDO

I hope so.
​

ROSALIND

Why then, can one desire too much of a good thing?
Come, sister, you shall be the priest and marry us.
Give me your hand, Orlando. What do you say, sister?
​

ORLANDO

Pray thee, marry us.
​

CELIA

I cannot say the words.
​

ROSALIND

You must begin, 'Will you, Orlando--'
​

CELIA

Go to. Will you, Orlando, have to wife this Rosalind?
​

ORLANDO

I will.
​

ROSALIND

Ay, but when?
​

ORLANDO

Why now; as fast as she can marry us.
​

ROSALIND

Then you must say 'I take thee, Rosalind, for wife.'
​

ORLANDO

I take thee, Rosalind, for wife.
​

ROSALIND

I might ask you for your commission; but I do take
thee, Orlando, for my husband: there's a girl goes
before the priest; and certainly a woman's thought
runs before her actions.
​

ORLANDO

So do all thoughts; they are winged.
​

ROSALIND

Now tell me how long you would have her after you
have possessed her.
​

ORLANDO

For ever and a day.
​

ROSALIND

Say 'a day,' without the 'ever.' No, no, Orlando;
men are April when they woo, December when they wed:
maids are May when they are maids, but the sky
changes when they are wives. I will be more jealous
of thee than a Barbary cock-pigeon over his hen,
more clamorous than a parrot against rain, more
new-fangled than an ape, more giddy in my desires
than a monkey: I will weep for nothing, like Diana
in the fountain, and I will do that when you are
disposed to be merry; I will laugh like a hyen, and
that when thou art inclined to sleep.
​

ORLANDO

But will my Rosalind do so?
​

ROSALIND

By my life, she will do as I do.
​

ORLANDO

O, but she is wise.
​

ROSALIND

Or else she could not have the wit to do this: the
wiser, the waywarder: make the doors upon a woman's
wit and it will out at the casement; shut that and
'twill out at the key-hole; stop that, 'twill fly
with the smoke out at the chimney.
​

ORLANDO

A man that had a wife with such a wit, he might say
'Wit, whither wilt?'
​

ROSALIND

Nay, you might keep that cheque for it till you met
your wife's wit going to your neighbour's bed.
​

ORLANDO

And what wit could wit have to excuse that?
​

ROSALIND

Marry, to say she came to seek you there. You shall
never take her without her answer, unless you take
her without her tongue. O, that woman that cannot
make her fault her husband's occasion, let her
never nurse her child herself, for she will breed
it like a fool!
​

ORLANDO

For these two hours, Rosalind, I will leave thee.
​

ROSALIND

Alas! dear love, I cannot lack thee two hours.
​

ORLANDO

I must attend the duke at dinner: by two o'clock I
will be with thee again.
​

ROSALIND

Ay, go your ways, go your ways; I knew what you
would prove: my friends told me as much, and I
thought no less: that flattering tongue of yours
won me: 'tis but one cast away, and so, come,
death! Two o'clock is your hour?
​

ORLANDO

Ay, sweet Rosalind.
​

ROSALIND

By my troth, and in good earnest, and so God mend
me, and by all pretty oaths that are not dangerous,
if you break one jot of your promise or come one
minute behind your hour, I will think you the most
pathetical break-promise and the most hollow lover
and the most unworthy of her you call Rosalind that
may be chosen out of the gross band of the
unfaithful: therefore beware my censure and keep
your promise.
​

ORLANDO

With no less religion than if thou wert indeed my
Rosalind: so adieu.
​

ROSALIND

Well, Time is the old justice that examines all such
offenders, and let Time try: adieu.
Exit ORLANDO
​

CELIA

You have simply misused our sex in your love-prate:
we must have your doublet and hose plucked over your
head, and show the world what the bird hath done to
her own nest.
​

ROSALIND

O coz, coz, coz, my pretty little coz, that thou
didst know how many fathom deep I am in love! But
it cannot be sounded: my affection hath an unknown
bottom, like the bay of Portugal.
​

CELIA

Or rather, bottomless, that as fast as you pour
affection in, it runs out.
​

ROSALIND

No, that same wicked bastard of Venus that was begot
of thought, conceived of spleen and born of madness,
that blind rascally boy that abuses every one's eyes
because his own are out, let him be judge how deep I
am in love. I'll tell thee, Aliena, I cannot be out
of the sight of Orlando: I'll go find a shadow and
sigh till he come.
​

CELIA

And I'll sleep.
Exeunt
​

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE II. The forest.

Enter JAQUES, Lords, and Foresters​

JAQUES

Which is he that killed the deer?
​

A Lord

Sir, it was I.
​

JAQUES

Let's present him to the duke, like a Roman
conqueror; and it would do well to set the deer's
horns upon his head, for a branch of victory. Have
you no song, forester, for this purpose?
​

Forester

Yes, sir.
​

JAQUES

Sing it: 'tis no matter how it be in tune, so it
make noise enough.
SONG.
​

Forester

What shall he have that kill'd the deer?
His leather skin and horns to wear.
Then sing him home;
The rest shall bear this burden
Take thou no scorn to wear the horn;
It was a crest ere thou wast born:
Thy father's father wore it,
And thy father bore it:
The horn, the horn, the lusty horn
Is not a thing to laugh to scorn.
Exeunt
​

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE III. The forest.

Enter ROSALIND and CELIA​

ROSALIND

How say you now? Is it not past two o'clock? and
here much Orlando!
​

CELIA

I warrant you, with pure love and troubled brain, he
hath ta'en his bow and arrows and is gone forth to
sleep. Look, who comes here.
Enter SILVIUS
​

SILVIUS

My errand is to you, fair youth;
My gentle Phebe bid me give you this:
I know not the contents; but, as I guess
By the stern brow and waspish action
Which she did use as she was writing of it,
It bears an angry tenor: pardon me:
I am but as a guiltless messenger.
​

ROSALIND

Patience herself would startle at this letter
And play the swaggerer; bear this, bear all:
She says I am not fair, that I lack manners;
She calls me proud, and that she could not love me,
Were man as rare as phoenix. 'Od's my will!
Her love is not the hare that I do hunt:
Why writes she so to me? Well, shepherd, well,
This is a letter of your own device.
​

SILVIUS

No, I protest, I know not the contents:
Phebe did write it.
​

ROSALIND

Come, come, you are a fool
And turn'd into the extremity of love.
I saw her hand: she has a leathern hand.
A freestone-colour'd hand; I verily did think
That her old gloves were on, but 'twas her hands:
She has a huswife's hand; but that's no matter:
I say she never did invent this letter;
This is a man's invention and his hand.
​

SILVIUS

Sure, it is hers.
​

ROSALIND

Why, 'tis a boisterous and a cruel style.
A style for-challengers; why, she defies me,
Like Turk to Christian: women's gentle brain
Could not drop forth such giant-rude invention
Such Ethiope words, blacker in their effect
Than in their countenance. Will you hear the letter?
​

SILVIUS

So please you, for I never heard it yet;
Yet heard too much of Phebe's cruelty.
​

ROSALIND

She Phebes me: mark how the tyrant writes.
Reads
Art thou god to shepherd turn'd,
That a maiden's heart hath burn'd?
Can a woman rail thus?
​

SILVIUS

Call you this railing?
​

ROSALIND

[Reads]
Why, thy godhead laid apart,
Warr'st thou with a woman's heart?
Did you ever hear such railing?
Whiles the eye of man did woo me,
That could do no vengeance to me.
Meaning me a beast.
If the scorn of your bright eyne
Have power to raise such love in mine,
Alack, in me what strange effect
Would they work in mild aspect!
Whiles you chid me, I did love;
How then might your prayers move!
He that brings this love to thee
Little knows this love in me:
And by him seal up thy mind;
Whether that thy youth and kind
Will the faithful offer take
Of me and all that I can make;
Or else by him my love deny,
And then I'll study how to die.
​

SILVIUS

Call you this chiding?
​

CELIA

Alas, poor shepherd!
​

ROSALIND

Do you pity him? no, he deserves no pity. Wilt
thou love such a woman? What, to make thee an
instrument and play false strains upon thee! not to
be endured! Well, go your way to her, for I see
love hath made thee a tame snake, and say this to
her: that if she love me, I charge her to love
thee; if she will not, I will never have her unless
thou entreat for her. If you be a true lover,
hence, and not a word; for here comes more company.
Exit SILVIUS
Enter OLIVER
​

OLIVER

Good morrow, fair ones: pray you, if you know,
Where in the purlieus of this forest stands
A sheep-cote fenced about with olive trees?
​

CELIA

West of this place, down in the neighbour bottom:
The rank of osiers by the murmuring stream
Left on your right hand brings you to the place.
But at this hour the house doth keep itself;
There's none within.
​

OLIVER

If that an eye may profit by a tongue,
Then should I know you by description;
Such garments and such years: 'The boy is fair,
Of female favour, and bestows himself
Like a ripe sister: the woman low
And browner than her brother.' Are not you
The owner of the house I did inquire for?
​

CELIA

It is no boast, being ask'd, to say we are.
​

OLIVER

Orlando doth commend him to you both,
And to that youth he calls his Rosalind
He sends this bloody napkin. Are you he?
​

ROSALIND

I am: what must we understand by this?
​

OLIVER

Some of my shame; if you will know of me
What man I am, and how, and why, and where
This handkercher was stain'd.
​

CELIA

I pray you, tell it.
​

OLIVER

When last the young Orlando parted from you
He left a promise to return again
Within an hour, and pacing through the forest,
Chewing the food of sweet and bitter fancy,
Lo, what befell! he threw his eye aside,
And mark what object did present itself:
Under an oak, whose boughs were moss'd with age
And high top bald with dry antiquity,
A wretched ragged man, o'ergrown with hair,
Lay sleeping on his back: about his neck
A green and gilded snake had wreathed itself,
Who with her head nimble in threats approach'd
The opening of his mouth; but suddenly,
Seeing Orlando, it unlink'd itself,
And with indented glides did slip away
Into a bush: under which bush's shade
A lioness, with udders all drawn dry,
Lay couching, head on ground, with catlike watch,
When that the sleeping man should stir; for 'tis
The royal disposition of that beast
To prey on nothing that doth seem as dead:
This seen, Orlando did approach the man
And found it was his brother, his elder brother.
​

CELIA

O, I have heard him speak of that same brother;
And he did render him the most unnatural
That lived amongst men.
​

OLIVER

And well he might so do,
For well I know he was unnatural.
​

ROSALIND

But, to Orlando: did he leave him there,
Food to the suck'd and hungry lioness?
​

OLIVER

Twice did he turn his back and purposed so;
But kindness, nobler ever than revenge,
And nature, stronger than his just occasion,
Made him give battle to the lioness,
Who quickly fell before him: in which hurtling
From miserable slumber I awaked.
​

CELIA

Are you his brother?
​

ROSALIND

Wast you he rescued?
​

CELIA

Was't you that did so oft contrive to kill him?
​

OLIVER

'Twas I; but 'tis not I I do not shame
To tell you what I was, since my conversion
So sweetly tastes, being the thing I am.
​

ROSALIND

But, for the bloody napkin?
​

OLIVER

By and by.
When from the first to last betwixt us two
Tears our recountments had most kindly bathed,
As how I came into that desert place:--
In brief, he led me to the gentle duke,
Who gave me fresh array and entertainment,
Committing me unto my brother's love;
Who led me instantly unto his cave,
There stripp'd himself, and here upon his arm
The lioness had torn some flesh away,
Which all this while had bled; and now he fainted
And cried, in fainting, upon Rosalind.
Brief, I recover'd him, bound up his wound;
And, after some small space, being strong at heart,
He sent me hither, stranger as I am,
To tell this story, that you might excuse
His broken promise, and to give this napkin
Dyed in his blood unto the shepherd youth
That he in sport doth call his Rosalind.
ROSALIND swoons
​

CELIA

Why, how now, Ganymede! sweet Ganymede!
​

OLIVER

Many will swoon when they do look on blood.
​

CELIA

There is more in it. Cousin Ganymede!
​

OLIVER

Look, he recovers.
​

ROSALIND

I would I were at home.
​

CELIA

We'll lead you thither.
I pray you, will you take him by the arm?
​

OLIVER

Be of good cheer, youth: you a man! you lack a
man's heart.
​

ROSALIND

I do so, I confess it. Ah, sirrah, a body would
think this was well counterfeited! I pray you, tell
your brother how well I counterfeited. Heigh-ho!
​

OLIVER

This was not counterfeit: there is too great
testimony in your complexion that it was a passion
of earnest.
​

ROSALIND

Counterfeit, I assure you.
​

OLIVER

Well then, take a good heart and counterfeit to be a man.
​

ROSALIND

So I do: but, i' faith, I should have been a woman by right.
​

CELIA

Come, you look paler and paler: pray you, draw
homewards. Good sir, go with us.
​

OLIVER

That will I, for I must bear answer back
How you excuse my brother, Rosalind.
​

ROSALIND I shall devise something: but, I pray you, commend
my counterfeiting to him. Will you go?
Exeuntv

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE I. The forest.

Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY​

TOUCHSTONE

We shall find a time, Audrey; patience, gentle Audrey.
​

AUDREY

Faith, the priest was good enough, for all the old
gentleman's saying.
​

TOUCHSTONE

A most wicked Sir Oliver, Audrey, a most vile
Martext. But, Audrey, there is a youth here in the
forest lays claim to you.
​

AUDREY

Ay, I know who 'tis; he hath no interest in me in
the world: here comes the man you mean.
​

TOUCHSTONE

It is meat and drink to me to see a clown: by my
troth, we that have good wits have much to answer
for; we shall be flouting; we cannot hold.
Enter WILLIAM
​

WILLIAM

Good even, Audrey.
​

AUDREY

God ye good even, William.
​

WILLIAM

And good even to you, sir.
​

TOUCHSTONE

Good even, gentle friend. Cover thy head, cover thy
head; nay, prithee, be covered. How old are you, friend?
​

WILLIAM

Five and twenty, sir.
​

TOUCHSTONE

A ripe age. Is thy name William?
​

WILLIAM

William, sir.
​

TOUCHSTONE

A fair name. Wast born i' the forest here?
​

WILLIAM

Ay, sir, I thank God.
​

TOUCHSTONE

'Thank God;' a good answer. Art rich?
​

WILLIAM

Faith, sir, so so.
​

TOUCHSTONE

'So so' is good, very good, very excellent good; and
yet it is not; it is but so so. Art thou wise?
​

WILLIAM

Ay, sir, I have a pretty wit.
​

TOUCHSTONE

Why, thou sayest well. I do now remember a saying,
'The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man
knows himself to be a fool.' The heathen
philosopher, when he had a desire to eat a grape,
would open his lips when he put it into his mouth;
meaning thereby that grapes were made to eat and
lips to open. You do love this maid?
​

WILLIAM

I do, sir.
​

TOUCHSTONE

Give me your hand. Art thou learned?
​

WILLIAM

No, sir.
​

TOUCHSTONE

Then learn this of me: to have, is to have; for it
is a figure in rhetoric that drink, being poured out
of a cup into a glass, by filling the one doth empty
the other; for all your writers do consent that ipse
is he: now, you are not ipse, for I am he.
​

WILLIAM

Which he, sir?
​

TOUCHSTONE

He, sir, that must marry this woman. Therefore, you
clown, abandon,--which is in the vulgar leave,--the
society,--which in the boorish is company,--of this
female,--which in the common is woman; which
together is, abandon the society of this female, or,
clown, thou perishest; or, to thy better
understanding, diest; or, to wit I kill thee, make
thee away, translate thy life into death, thy
liberty into bondage: I will deal in poison with
thee, or in bastinado, or in steel; I will bandy
with thee in faction; I will o'errun thee with
policy; I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways:
therefore tremble and depart.
​

AUDREY

Do, good William.
​

WILLIAM

God rest you merry, sir.
Exit
Enter CORIN
​

CORIN

Our master and mistress seeks you; come, away, away!
​

TOUCHSTONE

Trip, Audrey! trip, Audrey! I attend, I attend.
Exeunt
​

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE II. The forest.

Enter ORLANDO and OLIVER​

ORLANDO

Is't possible that on so little acquaintance you
should like her? that but seeing you should love
her? and loving woo? and, wooing, she should
grant? and will you persever to enjoy her?
​

OLIVER

Neither call the giddiness of it in question, the
poverty of her, the small acquaintance, my sudden
wooing, nor her sudden consenting; but say with me,
I love Aliena; say with her that she loves me;
consent with both that we may enjoy each other: it
shall be to your good; for my father's house and all
the revenue that was old Sir Rowland's will I
estate upon you, and here live and die a shepherd.
​

ORLANDO

You have my consent. Let your wedding be to-morrow:
thither will I invite the duke and all's contented
followers. Go you and prepare Aliena; for look
you, here comes my Rosalind.
Enter ROSALIND
​

ROSALIND

God save you, brother.
​

OLIVER

And you, fair sister.
Exit
​

ROSALIND

O, my dear Orlando, how it grieves me to see thee
wear thy heart in a scarf!
​

ORLANDO

It is my arm.
​

ROSALIND

I thought thy heart had been wounded with the claws
of a lion.
​

ORLANDO

Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a lady.
​

ROSALIND

Did your brother tell you how I counterfeited to
swoon when he showed me your handkerchief?
​

ORLANDO

Ay, and greater wonders than that.
​

ROSALIND

O, I know where you are: nay, 'tis true: there was
never any thing so sudden but the fight of two rams
and Caesar's thrasonical brag of 'I came, saw, and
overcame:' for your brother and my sister no sooner
met but they looked, no sooner looked but they
loved, no sooner loved but they sighed, no sooner
sighed but they asked one another the reason, no
sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy;
and in these degrees have they made a pair of stairs
to marriage which they will climb incontinent, or
else be incontinent before marriage: they are in
the very wrath of love and they will together; clubs
cannot part them.
​

ORLANDO

They shall be married to-morrow, and I will bid the
duke to the nuptial. But, O, how bitter a thing it
is to look into happiness through another man's
eyes! By so much the more shall I to-morrow be at
the height of heart-heaviness, by how much I shall
think my brother happy in having what he wishes for.
​

ROSALIND

Why then, to-morrow I cannot serve your turn for Rosalind?
​

ORLANDO

I can live no longer by thinking.
​

ROSALIND

I will weary you then no longer with idle talking.
Know of me then, for now I speak to some purpose,
that I know you are a gentleman of good conceit: I
speak not this that you should bear a good opinion
of my knowledge, insomuch I say I know you are;
neither do I labour for a greater esteem than may in
some little measure draw a belief from you, to do
yourself good and not to grace me. Believe then, if
you please, that I can do strange things: I have,
since I was three year old, conversed with a
magician, most profound in his art and yet not
damnable. If you do love Rosalind so near the heart
as your gesture cries it out, when your brother
marries Aliena, shall you marry her: I know into
what straits of fortune she is driven; and it is
not impossible to me, if it appear not inconvenient
to you, to set her before your eyes tomorrow human
as she is and without any danger.
​

ORLANDO

Speakest thou in sober meanings?
​

ROSALIND

By my life, I do; which I tender dearly, though I
say I am a magician. Therefore, put you in your
best array: bid your friends; for if you will be
married to-morrow, you shall, and to Rosalind, if you will.
Enter SILVIUS and PHEBE
Look, here comes a lover of mine and a lover of hers.
​

PHEBE

Youth, you have done me much ungentleness,
To show the letter that I writ to you.
​

ROSALIND

I care not if I have: it is my study
To seem despiteful and ungentle to you:
You are there followed by a faithful shepherd;
Look upon him, love him; he worships you.
​

PHEBE

Good shepherd, tell this youth what 'tis to love.
​

SILVIUS

It is to be all made of sighs and tears;
And so am I for Phebe.
​

PHEBE

And I for Ganymede.
​

ORLANDO

And I for Rosalind.
​

ROSALIND

And I for no woman.
​

SILVIUS

It is to be all made of faith and service;
And so am I for Phebe.
​

PHEBE

And I for Ganymede.
​

ORLANDO

And I for Rosalind.
​

ROSALIND

And I for no woman.
​

SILVIUS

It is to be all made of fantasy,
All made of passion and all made of wishes,
All adoration, duty, and observance,
All humbleness, all patience and impatience,
All purity, all trial, all observance;
And so am I for Phebe.
​

PHEBE

And so am I for Ganymede.
​

ORLANDO

And so am I for Rosalind.
​

ROSALIND

And so am I for no woman.
​

PHEBE

If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
​

SILVIUS

If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
​

ORLANDO

If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
​

ROSALIND

Who do you speak to, 'Why blame you me to love you?'
​

ORLANDO

To her that is not here, nor doth not hear.
​

ROSALIND

Pray you, no more of this; 'tis like the howling
of Irish wolves against the moon.
To SILVIUS
I will help you, if I can:
To PHEBE
I would love you, if I could. To-morrow meet me all together.
To PHEBE
I will marry you, if ever I marry woman, and I'll be
married to-morrow:
To ORLANDO
I will satisfy you, if ever I satisfied man, and you
shall be married to-morrow:
To SILVIUS
I will content you, if what pleases you contents
you, and you shall be married to-morrow.
To ORLANDO
As you love Rosalind, meet:
To SILVIUS
as you love Phebe, meet: and as I love no woman,
I'll meet. So fare you well: I have left you commands.
​

SILVIUS

I'll not fail, if I live.
​

PHEBE

Nor I.
​

ORLANDO

Nor I.
Exeunt
​

 

[kosandpol]

Copying and pasting Shakespeare now eh ?
Why don't you put some of your own posts to increase your post count instead of just copying and pasting verbatim from other sites ?

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE III. The forest.

Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY​

TOUCHSTONE

To-morrow is the joyful day, Audrey; to-morrow will
we be married.
​

AUDREY

I do desire it with all my heart; and I hope it is
no dishonest desire to desire to be a woman of the
world. Here comes two of the banished duke's pages.
Enter two Pages
​

First Page

Well met, honest gentleman.
​

TOUCHSTONE

By my troth, well met. Come, sit, sit, and a song.
​

Second Page

We are for you: sit i' the middle.
​

First Page

Shall we clap into't roundly, without hawking or
spitting or saying we are hoarse, which are the only
prologues to a bad voice?
​

Second Page

I'faith, i'faith; and both in a tune, like two
gipsies on a horse.
SONG.
It was a lover and his lass,
With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino,
That o'er the green corn-field did pass
In the spring time, the only pretty ring time,
When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding:
Sweet lovers love the spring.
Between the acres of the rye,
With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino
These pretty country folks would lie,
In spring time, & c.
This carol they began that hour,
With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino,
How that a life was but a flower
In spring time, & c.
And therefore take the present time,
With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino;
For love is crowned with the prime
In spring time, & c.
​

TOUCHSTONE

Truly, young gentlemen, though there was no great
matter in the ditty, yet the note was very
untuneable.
​

First Page

You are deceived, sir: we kept time, we lost not our time.
​

TOUCHSTONE

By my troth, yes; I count it but time lost to hear
such a foolish song. God be wi' you; and God mend
your voices! Come, Audrey.
Exeunt
​

 

[shakespeare]

SCENE IV. The forest.

Enter DUKE SENIOR, AMIENS, JAQUES, ORLANDO, OLIVER, and CELIA​

DUKE SENIOR

Dost thou believe, Orlando, that the boy
Can do all this that he hath promised?
​

ORLANDO

I sometimes do believe, and sometimes do not;
As those that fear they hope, and know they fear.
Enter ROSALIND, SILVIUS, and PHEBE
​

ROSALIND

Patience once more, whiles our compact is urged:
You say, if I bring in your Rosalind,
You will bestow her on Orlando here?
​

DUKE SENIOR

That would I, had I kingdoms to give with her.
​

ROSALIND

And you say, you will have her, when I bring her?
​

ORLANDO

That would I, were I of all kingdoms king.
​

ROSALIND

You say, you'll marry me, if I be willing?
​

PHEBE

That will I, should I die the hour after.
​

ROSALIND

But if you do refuse to marry me,
You'll give yourself to this most faithful shepherd?
​

PHEBE

So is the bargain.
​

ROSALIND

You say, that you'll have Phebe, if she will?
​

SILVIUS

Though to have her and death were both one thing.
​

ROSALIND

I have promised to make all this matter even.
Keep you your word, O duke, to give your daughter;
You yours, Orlando, to receive his daughter:
Keep your word, Phebe, that you'll marry me,
Or else refusing me, to wed this shepherd:
Keep your word, Silvius, that you'll marry her.
If she refuse me: and from hence I go,
To make these doubts all even.
Exeunt ROSALIND and CELIA
​

DUKE SENIOR

I do remember in this shepherd boy
Some lively touches of my daughter's favour.
​

ORLANDO

My lord, the first time that I ever saw him
Methought he was a brother to your daughter:
But, my good lord, this boy is forest-born,
And hath been tutor'd in the rudiments
Of many desperate studies by his uncle,
Whom he reports to be a great magician,
Obscured in the circle of this forest.
Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY
​

JAQUES

There is, sure, another flood toward, and these
couples are coming to the ark. Here comes a pair of
very strange beasts, which in all tongues are called fools.
​

TOUCHSTONE

Salutation and greeting to you all!
​

JAQUES

Good my lord, bid him welcome: this is the
motley-minded gentleman that I have so often met in
the forest: he hath been a courtier, he swears.
​

TOUCHSTONE

If any man doubt that, let him put me to my
purgation. I have trod a measure; I have flattered
a lady; I have been politic with my friend, smooth
with mine enemy; I have undone three tailors; I have
had four quarrels, and like to have fought one.
​

JAQUES

And how was that ta'en up?
​

TOUCHSTONE

Faith, we met, and found the quarrel was upon the
seventh cause.
​

JAQUES

How seventh cause? Good my lord, like this fellow.
​

DUKE SENIOR

I like him very well.
​

TOUCHSTONE

God 'ild you, sir; I desire you of the like. I
press in here, sir, amongst the rest of the country
copulatives, to swear and to forswear: according as
marriage binds and blood breaks: a poor virgin,
sir, an ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own; a poor
humour of mine, sir, to take that that no man else
will: rich honesty dwells like a miser, sir, in a
poor house; as your pearl in your foul oyster.
​

DUKE SENIOR

By my faith, he is very swift and sententious.
​

TOUCHSTONE

According to the fool's bolt, sir, and such dulcet diseases.
​

JAQUES

But, for the seventh cause; how did you find the
quarrel on the seventh cause?
​

TOUCHSTONE

Upon a lie seven times removed:--bear your body more
seeming, Audrey:--as thus, sir. I did dislike the
cut of a certain courtier's beard: he sent me word,
if I said his beard was not cut well, he was in the
mind it was: this is called the Retort Courteous.
If I sent him word again 'it was not well cut,' he
would send me word, he cut it to please himself:
this is called the Quip Modest. If again 'it was
not well cut,' he disabled my judgment: this is
called the Reply Churlish. If again 'it was not
well cut,' he would answer, I spake not true: this
is called the Reproof Valiant. If again 'it was not
well cut,' he would say I lied: this is called the
Counter-cheque Quarrelsome: and so to the Lie
Circumstantial and the Lie Direct.
​

JAQUES

And how oft did you say his beard was not well cut?
​

TOUCHSTONE

I durst go no further than the Lie Circumstantial,
nor he durst not give me the Lie Direct; and so we
measured swords and parted.
​

JAQUES

Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the lie?
​

TOUCHSTONE

O sir, we quarrel in print, by the book; as you have
books for good manners: I will name you the degrees.
The first, the Retort Courteous; the second, the
Quip Modest; the third, the Reply Churlish; the
fourth, the Reproof Valiant; the fifth, the
Countercheque Quarrelsome; the sixth, the Lie with
Circumstance; the seventh, the Lie Direct. All
these you may avoid but the Lie Direct; and you may
avoid that too, with an If. I knew when seven
justices could not take up a quarrel, but when the
parties were met themselves, one of them thought but
of an If, as, 'If you said so, then I said so;' and
they shook hands and swore brothers. Your If is the
only peacemaker; much virtue in If.
​

JAQUES

Is not this a rare fellow, my lord? he's as good at
any thing and yet a fool.
​

DUKE SENIOR

He uses his folly like a stalking-horse and under
the presentation of that he shoots his wit.
Enter HYMEN, ROSALIND, and CELIA
Still Music
​

HYMEN

Then is there mirth in heaven,
When earthly things made even
Atone together.
Good duke, receive thy daughter
Hymen from heaven brought her,
Yea, brought her hither,
That thou mightst join her hand with his
Whose heart within his bosom is.
​

ROSALIND

[To DUKE SENIOR] To you I give myself, for I am yours.
To ORLANDO
To you I give myself, for I am yours.
​

DUKE SENIOR

If there be truth in sight, you are my daughter.
​

ORLANDO

If there be truth in sight, you are my Rosalind.
​

PHEBE

If sight and shape be true,
Why then, my love adieu!
​

ROSALIND

I'll have no father, if you be not he:
I'll have no husband, if you be not he:
Nor ne'er wed woman, if you be not she.
​

HYMEN

Peace, ho! I bar confusion:
'Tis I must make conclusion
Of these most strange events:
Here's eight that must take hands
To join in Hymen's bands,
If truth holds true contents.
You and you no cross shall part:
You and you are heart in heart
You to his love must accord,
Or have a woman to your lord:
You and you are sure together,
As the winter to foul weather.
Whiles a wedlock-hymn we sing,
Feed yourselves with questioning;
That reason wonder may diminish,
How thus we met, and these things finish.
SONG.
Wedding is great Juno's crown:
O blessed bond of board and bed!
'Tis Hymen peoples every town;
High wedlock then be honoured:
Honour, high honour and renown,
To Hymen, god of every town!
​

DUKE SENIOR

O my dear niece, welcome thou art to me!
Even daughter, welcome, in no less degree.
​

PHEBE

I will not eat my word, now thou art mine;
Thy faith my fancy to thee doth combine.
Enter JAQUES DE BOYS
​

JAQUES DE BOYS

Let me have audience for a word or two:
I am the second son of old Sir Rowland,
That bring these tidings to this fair assembly.
Duke Frederick, hearing how that every day
Men of great worth resorted to this forest,
Address'd a mighty power; which were on foot,
In his own conduct, purposely to take
His brother here and put him to the sword:
And to the skirts of this wild wood he came;
Where meeting with an old religious man,
After some question with him, was converted
Both from his enterprise and from the world,
His crown bequeathing to his banish'd brother,
And all their lands restored to them again
That were with him exiled. This to be true,
I do engage my life.
​

DUKE SENIOR

Welcome, young man;
Thou offer'st fairly to thy brothers' wedding:
To one his lands withheld, and to the other
A land itself at large, a potent dukedom.
First, in this forest, let us do those ends
That here were well begun and well begot:
And after, every of this happy number
That have endured shrewd days and nights with us
Shall share the good of our returned fortune,
According to the measure of their states.
Meantime, forget this new-fall'n dignity
And fall into our rustic revelry.
Play, music! And you, brides and bridegrooms all,
With measure heap'd in joy, to the measures fall.
​

JAQUES

Sir, by your patience. If I heard you rightly,
The duke hath put on a religious life
And thrown into neglect the pompous court?
​

JAQUES DE BOYS

He hath.
​

JAQUES

To him will I : out of these convertites
There is much matter to be heard and learn'd.
To DUKE SENIOR
You to your former honour I bequeath;
Your patience and your virtue well deserves it:
To ORLANDO
You to a love that your true faith doth merit:
To OLIVER
You to your land and love and great allies:
To SILVIUS
You to a long and well-deserved bed:
To TOUCHSTONE
And you to wrangling; for thy loving voyage
Is but for two months victuall'd. So, to your pleasures:
I am for other than for dancing measures.
​

DUKE SENIOR

Stay, Jaques, stay.
​

JAQUES

To see no pastime I what you would have
I'll stay to know at your abandon'd cave.
Exit
​

DUKE SENIOR

Proceed, proceed: we will begin these rites,
As we do trust they'll end, in true delights.
A dance
EPILOGUE
​

ROSALIND

It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue;
but it is no more unhandsome than to see the lord
the prologue. If it be true that good wine needs
no bush, 'tis true that a good play needs no
epilogue; yet to good wine they do use good bushes,
and good plays prove the better by the help of good
epilogues. What a case am I in then, that am
neither a good epilogue nor cannot insinuate with
you in the behalf of a good play! I am not
furnished like a beggar, therefore to beg will not
become me: my way is to conjure you; and I'll begin
with the women. I charge you, O women, for the love
you bear to men, to like as much of this play as
please you: and I charge you, O men, for the love
you bear to women--as I perceive by your simpering,
none of you hates them--that between you and the
women the play may please. If I were a woman I
would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased
me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I
defied not: and, I am sure, as many as have good
beards or good faces or sweet breaths will, for my
kind offer, when I make curtsy, bid me farewell.
Exeunt
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[shakespeare]

wait 4 more

 

[shakespeare]

Copying and pasting Shakespeare now eh ?
Why don't you put some of your own posts to increase your post count instead of just copying and pasting verbatim from other sites ?

irisiyaawa

 

[kosandpol]

good work.mewa lit karana ayata ona wei.elaaa

This is actually useless for people studying literature. He's just copying and pasting an entire play.
What is useful for lit. students would be reviews and essays about Shakespeare and his works.

 

[kosandpol]

irisiyaawa

Hardly. You're just wasting server space (well actually database space) with this copying and pasting.

 

[shakespeare]

hay u jst mind ya own business....thr r many craps..here 2o,,,,im dng smthng useful....brandwidth ekata meken . ekaka balapaamak naa,,,,,,nikan danna bawa pennanne natuwa innawada...marster kosandol....porak wenna ona nam kiyanna...porak karala dennam...lol.

 

[shakespeare]

This is actually useless for people studying literature. He's just copying and pasting an entire play.
What is useful for lit. students would be reviews and essays about Shakespeare and his works.

hehe......modakama...okata beheth naa