Shower thoughts

Mawathagama

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  • May 5, 2016
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    Whitewalker dapu eka hinda net eke search karaddi matath hamba una keepayak danawa.


    1. Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
    2. Let's take a moment to appreciate that mother nature not only pre-sliced but also pre-wrapped oranges.
    3. Most of my clothes have been to countries that I have not.
    4. History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.
    5. Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
    6. "my entire life has led up to this moment" is always true.
    7. If I'm lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.
    8. I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.
    9. Spacesuits are literally made to protect astronauts from nothing
    10. The sinking of the titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
    11. If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the earth briefly becomes a sandwich.